Dinosaurs are not real :(

Usher · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:15

Nitefly said:
Or Noah was a descendent of the first human couple......?

This first human couple, were they black or white, oh ,hang on I've seen the proof in the paintings by Leonardo Da Vinci, they were white but strangely had belly buttons :rolleyes:

Castiel · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:15

Don't ascribe the fanciful ramblings of a conservative literalist to the majority of mainstream religion or those that have faith in various belief systems.

Statements such as 'religious people can't understand science' is just poppycock....some religious people can't, or rather won't, but then so do many non religious people who are merely stupid or stubborn.

Django x2 · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:16

stoke1863 said:
anyway i asked why we have fossils of dinousaurs that have been carbondated over 30 million years old and he told me that God planted the fossils on the earth as a test to see who keeps the faith.

Proove this

Tibbz2 · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:18

Ascendancy said:
lolreligion.

Yup.

Some things* religion makes up is just pathetic...

Everything*

TommyV · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:18

ask them why god gives people cancer, have always been wondering.

Cosimo · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:20

I think your American friend is never going to evolve.

Tekgun · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:21

Religion should be banned it offends me.

edit; especially at this time of year.

King Damager · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:22

Tekgun said:
Religion should be banned it offends me.

edit; especially at this time of year.

So, It offends you!

Be offended!

kd

Castiel · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:24

King Damager said:
So, It offends you!

Be offended!

kd

Indeed. Well said.

mrk · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:25

4T5 said:
Multiple Facepalms.

Multiple face psalms

Delvis · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:27

groen said:
I have heard that theory that the earth is only 6000 years old and like another theory that i disagree with, they seem to have an answer for everything. Apparently carbon dating is not accurate and the reason how dinosaurs and people existed at the same time was that there was more oxygen in the atmosphere so man was larger than he is now and when the great flood came, that killed the dinosaurs.

Well, thats what the greeks thought anyway

Django x2 · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:28

mrk said:
Multiple face psalms

I actually went to click on the "Like" button then, only to remember, this isn't Facebook.

Haggisman · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:32

TommyV said:
ask them why god gives people cancer, have always been wondering.

"God works in mysterious ways" or "God does it to test our faith" or "The devil does it to make you question god's existence"

See my previous post

ubersonic · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:32

groen said:
I have heard that theory that the earth is only 6000 years old and like another theory that i disagree with, they seem to have an answer for everything. Apparently carbon dating is not accurate and the reason how dinosaurs and people existed at the same time was that there was more oxygen in the atmosphere so man was larger than he is now and when the great flood came, that killed the dinosaurs.

Even the Liopleurodon?

krooton · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:34

ubersonic said:
Even the Liopleurodon?

Only the magical one.

Nitefly · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:38

ubersonic said:
Even the Liopleurodon?

Not a dinosaur, narf narf narf!

ubersonic · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:40

Nitefly said:
Not a dinosaur, narf narf narf!

Meh it was in walking with dinosaurs, omg the BBC lied to me! *shock*

mattyg · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:41

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."

St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

Religion meh

Nitefly · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:41

ubersonic said:
Meh it was in walking with dinosaurs, omg the BBC lied to me! *shock*

Filmed those scenes in a zoo as well.

Spook187 · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:41

I think god has spiked groen's drink :eek: