Dinosaurs are not real :(

D.P. · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:42

groen said:
I have my suspicions that dinosaurs where actually invented by man, that man used moulds to create the fake bones and then pretend to find them.

Says a lot about you.

B@Th*nG · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:50

Rybo89 said:
Lol god, biggest hoax ever.

it's not "god" that's the problem, it's that people are dicks

B@

Spook187 · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:51

I think the relgious fruitcakes are running out of ideas,now this tripe comes along...wow a fairly few sandwhiches short of a picnic :eek:

doodah · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:54

D.P. said:
Says a lot about you.

Have you not seen his take on space travel

?

DanielMMS · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:55

krooton said:
Aren't all religions essentially theories as well?

Sort of but there is an important distinction between a theory and a belief in that you are allowed to kill people for a belief :eek:

Castiel · 13 Dec 2011 at 16:58

DanielMMS said:
Sort of but there is an important distinction between a theory and a belief in that you are allowed to kill people for a belief

There are plenty of instances where people have killed for a theory also, especially political theories.....

DanielMMS · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:00

Castiel said:
There are plenty of instances where people have killed for a theory also, especially political theories.....

Very true. And let's face it, the theory or belief is generally just an excuse rather than the actual cause.

Castiel · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:02

mattyg said:
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.

The Pope: "I am the pope."

St. Peter: "Who? There's no such name in my book."

The Pope: "I'm the representative of God on Earth."

St.Peter: "Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me ..."

The Pope: "But I am the leader of the Catholic Church ..."

St. Peter: "The Catholic church ... Never heard of it ... Wait, I'll check with the boss."

St. Peter walks away through Heaven's Gate to talk with God.

St. Peter: "There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your representative on earth."

God: "I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of ... Wait, I'll ask Jesus." (yells for Jesus)

Jesus: "Yes father, what's up?"

God and St. Peter explain the situation.

Jesus: "Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow."

Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.

Jesus: "Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!"

Religion meh

You would realise that conversation would be a little strange if you had any idea who St Peter actually was.....

krooton · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:03

Castiel said:
There are plenty of instances where people have killed for a theory also, especially political theories.....

The theory of possession of WMDs being one.

DanielMMS · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:03

Castiel said:
You would realise that conversation would be a little strange if you had any idea who St Peter actually was.....

Andrew Moore · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:09

religion... Paves the way through time for acts of WAR, Cruelty, slow development and stupidty...

Oh how much better our world would be without it.

Same goes for Katy price

Tibbz2 · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:12

Andrew Moore said:
religion... Paves the way through time for acts of WAR, Cruelty, slow development and stupidty...

Oh how much better our world would be without it.

Same goes for Katy price

I agree with both

Haggisman · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:13

DanielMMS said:
Sort of but there is an important distinction between a theory and a belief in that you are allowed to kill people for a belief

semi serious answer - a theory is a proposition which someone attempts to prove, whereas a belief is stated as fact regardless of proof

Vonhelmet · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:16

Andrew Moore said:
religion... Paves the way through time for acts of WAR, Cruelty, slow development and stupidty...

Oh how much better our world would be without it.

Same goes for Katy price

Fallacy of the single cause.

Edinho · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:21

stoke1863 said:
Just been chatting to this american guy at work from Denevr who is very very relgious.

We got chatting and i asked him how old the earth is according to the bible ( i think he said 6k years old or something)

anyway i asked why we have fossils of dinousaurs that have been carbondated over 30 million years old and he told me that God planted the fossils on the earth as a test to see who keeps the faith.

I asked him why god was so mischievous and he declined to comment. Tried talking about the Universe (planets, galaxies etc...) and he just refused to comment on anything.

Is there anybody on here that bielives that fossils were planted by god? would genuinely like to hear from you

I work with someone who thinks exactly the same thing. It's an argument that is impossible to win. Anything religious crops up I just ignore it tbh, its just work.

Each to their own I guess, no matter how absurd it is.

HAz · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:22

Your mate is a nob

DJMK4 · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:23

Of course Dinosaurs are real!

Why would they bring out chicken dinosaur bites if they were not real :confused:

And how did they film Jurassic park if they were not real?

What a sacrilege thread to start

Barney the Dinosaur will be livid at this thread

HAz · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:23

Show your mate this so he knows hes got it all wrong

Johno please? · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:25

DiCe! said:
"Evolution is just a theory! You expect to believe life started in a little pile of mud?!"

"Look I dont want to argue...but mavity is just a theory to, Go walk out that window and prove it wrong"

"Its just a theory" is a classic...

My personal favourite is... "if we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys" my colleague actually asked me this a few yrs back :confused:

gary996 · 13 Dec 2011 at 17:37

Gilly said:
Generally or genuinely?

Basically, he's an idiot

I think something a lot stronger than idiot would describe him better