DIY Hand Amputation

[Tunney]

D:

 

[Woden]

I know he was in pain but blaiming the NHS? He is in no position to be pointing fingers.

 

[doodah]

This is why I love GD (the comments).

 

[antijoke]

Thing that strikes me is he has kids, where were they when he decided to do this?

If they were at school imagine coming home from school and seeing a homemade guillotine, with a load of burnt stuff and blood over the chopping block.....

 

[Redz]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb

 

[Monkeynut]

Could have gone private, but would have cost an arm and a leg.

 

[Haggisman]

I don't even know what to say, even though he has passed a load of tests he has to be nuts.

He looks pretty 'armless though!

 

[Uncle Petey]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phantom_limb

Or maybe he actually does have nerve damage from the bike accident?

 

[pitchfork]

If I was living in constant pain I'd chop me own hand off to end it.

Swing of the axe, cauterise with a blowtorch, jobs a goodun.

 

[Mat]

Arrange all implements in an easy to use fashion, get biblically drunk, swing of the axe, cauterise with a blowtorch, jobs a goodun.

FTFY

I doubt I'd have the balls to do anything like that unless I was numb with drunkenness!

 

[arknor]

I couldn't begin the grasp the amount of pain he must have been in.

Yea he is far from the first person I've ever read about that's done it as well.

I guess it's like toothache in a way, you would rather just smash the tooth out with a hammer if the dentists refused to operate. instead of live with the pain.

I'm not sure I could do it though even in the most extreme circumstances

 

[Will Gill]

I have no words, what a nutter...

 

[elmarko]

Yea he is far from the first person I've ever read about that's done it as well.

I guess it's like toothache in a way, you would rather just smash the tooth out with a hammer if the dentists refused to operate. instead of live with the pain.

I'm not sure I could do it though even in the most extreme circumstances

Need to make my puns less subtle. (but you are correct!)

 

[Trusty]

Bit extreme isn't it? He needs to get a grip.

Unless he has a mental illness or something, or just wants the attention (Unlikely eh) The NHS need to get a grip. As if someone thought this was the final option and had to do it himself. How tragic.

 

[Krisali]

Need to make my puns less subtle. (but you are correct!)

No don't worry they are fine the way they are

 

[Clav]

To be fair the DM have twisted it around as usual. He took off the hand so the NHS had no excuse left not to amputate the whole arm. Sounds like a well thought out logical plan to me.

Mark added: 'I've been experiencing chronic pain ever since my accident but they refused to amputate because my hand is still useful

'I've explained to doctors, psychologists and specialists that if this pain isn't stopped I would remove the limb myself.

'I'm still in a lot of pain. I knew it would still hurt above the elbow but without the hand they have have no excuse to keep the arm'.

 

[pitchfork]

FTFY

I doubt I'd have the balls to do anything like that unless I was numb with drunkenness!

Nah, you don't want to thin the blood with alcohol, have a few tacos and smoke heavily for a couple of days beforehand.

 

[arknor]

Need to make my puns less subtle. (but you are correct!)

lol everyone else probably noticed... I'm in a really serious mood for some reason today

 

[LOAM]

2 Hours with a paramedic! if this guy is fat as well we could probably put a good case together to hang him!

 

[J-FRO]

I can't see how he thought this would give him the upper hand in a battle with the NHS...