Do legitimate escort services exist?

[Hostile_18]

That's true enough, and the only reason I'm willing to pay for this idea is that the lady in question would be providing an acting service. I don't have time to play the numbers game and find one who could be a real knockout girlfriend.

Better hope whoever it is dosn't take the drama too over the top hehe.

Guest: So how did you meet?
Actor: Tis but a funny tale involving 3 pints, a bottle of marmite and some babyoil would you believe!

 

[Rich_L]

Thinking about it you could do worse than shove an ad on Gumtree...state that you would like an attractive, intelligent dinner companion for an evening, ask for photos or a meet-up beforehand and see what responses you get! Might be interesting albeit time-consuming

 

[cleanbluesky]

I'm turning into an old git and so am thinking of attending a school dinner. I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

I was thinking of hiring a glamourous sort for the evening, but I lack relevant knowledge. Are there actually legitimate agencies for this sort of thing, or are they all prostitution-based? If the latter, do they give discounts for not providing seedy services?

Cheers.

You will make your deceit obvious and will instantly become the world's biggest nobber in their eyes, in full view of everyone you went to school with.

Hiring an escort is trying too hard. If you want them to be impressed, don't seek their approval.

 

[Saberu]

I might put myself on that site for a laugh as a male escort Actually i'd be scared of the people that may reply

 

[Skunkworks]

Just don't go if you don't like the poeple. Plus, if you're an ugly git, and you're not rich, they'll all know you paid for her anyway.

 

[cleanbluesky]

I just want to see the snobs feel inferior for a change. They're mostly the competitive sort. So am I to some extent I suppose. )

Thank you for starting this thread.

Two weeks ago I started competing for a girl with my friend. Over this period I realised that I was lowering myself to compete in that situation, the fact that I sought to measure myself through the eyes of others placed their opinion above my own.
Simultaneously turning myself into a brash ******* and losing some of my best personal assets.

This very thread embodies exactly what I was doing wrong.

The more you try to wave the escort in their face, the more they will realise that you are placing yourself below them and that you require their approval.

 

[Saberu]

Just don't go if you don't like the poeple. Plus, if you're an ugly git, and you're not rich, they'll all know you paid for her anyway.

Not neccesarily, attractiveness is different for girls. I'd say it's 50/50 looks and (charm + value). Us guys place more importance on looks than girls IMO. Besides even an ugly git can make himself a 6 by dressing right and keeping trim.

 

[Deadly Ferret]

You will make your deceit obvious

Your faith in me is touching.

I may be generally outspoken, but I can be subtle when the need arises. I'd play it cool, act as if she's wallpaper, and let her presence do the impressing without me drawing any attention to her. I'll busy myself with general smalltalk, and only discuss her in passing if & when she comes up in conversation.

This very thread embodies exactly what I was doing wrong.

The more you try to wave the escort in their face, the more they will realise that you are placing yourself below them and that you require their approval.

See above.

 

[Skunkworks]

Not neccesarily, attractiveness is different for girls. I'd say it's 50/50 looks and (charm + value). Us guys place more importance on looks than girls IMO. Besides even an ugly git can make himself a 6 by dressing right and keeping trim.

Money, power, status, good looks. If you have none of those, your chance of pulling a stunning woman and very slim. FACT!

 

[Andelusion]

Fantastic thread Stars.

 

[cleanbluesky]

Your faith in me is touching.

I may be generally outspoken, but I can be subtle when the need arises. I'd play it cool, act as if she's wallpaper, and let her presence do the impressing without me drawing any attention to her. I'll busy myself with general smalltalk, and only discuss her in passing if & when she comes up in conversation.

Becasue that is how partners act with each other at parties?

You think she will impress upon people, yet no-one will ask you questions about her? You think no-one will suspect a thing?

I'm curious, why would you be so deceitful to your former classmates yet so 'honest' on here? If you felt a genuine emotional need to hire an escort, would you also want to advertise the fact on here that you the only way you think you can compete amongst former classmates is to lie to them all?

 

[Saberu]

Money, power, status, good looks. If you have none of those, your chance of pulling a stunning woman and very slim. FACT!

You missed out many traits which help pulling women. Confidence is the most important, followed by friendliness, sociability, value, humour etc.

Money and fame make it easier to get in the door but a combination of what I mentioned will also do that. Also you can develop her attraction to you using various manipulation techniques but I won't go into that. Have a look at seduction communities if you want some more information.

 

[Deadly Ferret]

Just don't go if you don't like the poeple. Plus, if you're an ugly git, and you're not rich, they'll all know you paid for her anyway.

Not liking the people is part of the whole point. I want to beat them at the sort of game they routinely play with each other. You might see it as lowering myself to their level, and that's probably the case, but I see it as getting one over on the reprobates. If I were a little less sane, I'd have hunted certain of them down on dark, lonely nights and staved their skulls in for various infractions during our school days. This is my non-psychotic way of having the last laugh.

I'm not ugly, I just don't have great looks. I'm not rich, but I now have enough money to appear rich, not that I'd bother making any effort to do so.

 

[Rich_L]

Re-reading the OP, I suspect that if you called up the escort agencies and explained that you simply wanted the company they would be quite accomodating, that is after all what they are there to provide, any 'extras' are supposed to be a deal made between 2 consenting adults later on - if you don't want anything extra then state that and I doubt you would experience any 'disappointed escort' experiences as they would know from the outset what the score was.

I very much doubt you'd be the first person to make such a request

 

[Maz]

Go the full monty, hire one take her to dinner.

Then when your done, knob her..

 

[Carzy]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Welshy]

If the OP isnt having a wind up, and hasnt taken anybodys comment to heart, then im not even going to bother, I know i'd be livid if my gf was embarassed of me

 

[Jonny ///M]

I would laugh if one of your school "mates" had already "had" her

 

[Zip]

You were the little kid with big glasses that had there pants pulled up to your nipples that got beaten on a daily bases at school wernt you?

You want to get at them? Then you need to do just a few things.

Show up with your Girlfriend, Be your self and b e completely Confident and Comfortable about yourself and your girlfriend and be really pleased how you life turned out.
Its the best way to get at them because they will more then likely be insecure and if you arnt then you win.

 

[helpimcrap]

you are Ian Beale.

what do i win?