Do legitimate escort services exist?

WIBSBOT · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:32

neocon said:
I had a look at escort prices.

I think you'll need a £1000 for a fit one.

Not from memory or anything then ???

To OP - post pics of your girlfriend so that we can confirm/deny your need for an escort.

rmuir · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:35

Do you really need a pro, just get a 'stunner' whatever the hell that means, and play the just met but this could be forever card.... would take far less setting up...

lmao @ this thread by the way...

I too demand updates on the progress/success of this little project

MehulLakhani · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:41

Is this situation so different, to say, for example, someone renting a posh car to impress their mates/colleagues etc on a special night ?

People do that all the time and no-one bats an eyelid . . . . .

R

Mehul

Supercow · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:45

Freefaller said:
I'd never have the balls to do anything like that.

...or maybe your a decent person

pyro · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:45

Dude I can put a wig and use a make-up pencil to draw some eyebrows and off we go together, as long as there's no coming to your place after the dinner.

Tru · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:47

sup3rc0w said:
...or maybe your a decent person

Rubbish, there's nothing indecent about it. In fact, someone with the cojones to pull a stunt like this deserves to reap the rewards.

Yas786 · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:48

sup3rc0w said:
...or maybe your a decent person

, not everyone who uses escorts have sex with them ya know

and it has nothing to do with being decent..

I do know someone who does escorting and no i havent used their services and tbh i have a lot of respect for them in that the clients they have to see are and can be pretty terrible ie rude and obnoxious etc. Especially more so if they work for an agency as they dont have much of a choice about who they see and dont see.

Gooner14 · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:48

stoofa said:
So I arrive into work this morning (late due to the country famous A14 once again having an accident on) and find this thread floating near the top of GD.

Me too!!! It was fun, I love the A14 soooo much :mad:

homerio · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:50

It's quite funny how quickly the bandwagon can change in a thread form "RARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EVIL DIE DIE DIE" to "That's actually quite funny/interesting"

jakeke · 4 Oct 2006 at 12:51

If you pull this off you've got balls.
Stuff of legend!

gl post how it goes (if it goes)
btw I don't agree with not taking your gf, but if you're just seeing her and aren't in love etc, who cares, go for the escort - it will be awesome

gotta try everything eh ?

paul8811 · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:01

Also if the escort is fit as chips then you once you had a few drinks you have the option of banging her. Everyones a winner

wordy · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:08

stoofa said:
If however it isn't and this is a serious thread then there are only two things I can think of saying to the OP:

1. Grow up
2. You're a ******
3. I hope to god that you are found out and if there was any possible way I could assist in you being found out I would - at any cost.

Thats 3 things

Biohazard · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:19

what a whore

Pebbles · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:20

Cor, imagine if you were rubbish in bed and she hired someone, just so she had good tales to tell on a girly night in

233 · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:27

so you hiring a posh supercar for the night as well then?

i'll loan you the BX gti if you want to impress

in fact swopsies dirty escort for the night for the bx gti for the night

make it 2 escorts and i'll throw in the A4 avant for that family image

ElRazur · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:30

Guys give DF a break man. As far as am concerned he hasnt done anything wrong. Aint nothing biggie about trying to impress your friends. Look man if you are up for it my GF is for hire at the right price but no kissing, smooshing or stroking....email in trust.

bitslice · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:38

LOL. I think I'd rather be seen with the intelligent conversationalist than the blonde airhead.

Do people really care what the muppets at school have done with their lives?
I’d have thought anyone worth the effort would still be a friend now.

DF – you have got nothing to prove to a bunch of square-jawed window lickers

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D4VE · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:40

Deadly Ferret said:
I'm turning into an old git and so am thinking of attending a school dinner. I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.

I was thinking of hiring a glamourous sort for the evening, but I lack relevant knowledge. Are there actually legitimate agencies for this sort of thing, or are they all prostitution-based? If the latter, do they give discounts for not providing seedy services?

Cheers.

haha, you are a bad bad man - fair play!

squiffy · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:41

You could pay for a couple of famous porn stars to go with you to the re-union, that'll make them jealous, and at least not deceving anyone (and I would tell the GF you're only doing it to annoy your school "mates")

wordy · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:42

ElRazur said:
Guys give DF a break man. As far as am concerned he hasnt done anything wrong. Aint nothing biggie about trying to impress your friends. Look man if you are up for it my GF is for hire at the right price but no kissing, smooshing or stroking....email in trust.

Isn't pimping against the forum rules?