Do legitimate escort services exist?

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squiffy said:
he's embarrased to be seen with GF- totally unforgiveable.
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Several people have said that I'm embarrased to be seen with her, but that's not the case. I simply want something more classically attractive.

As for wanting an airhead, people have that wrong too. She'd have to be more than good looking to create the effect I want.

dirtydog said:
He's already said she looks so bad that he's ashamed to be seen with her...
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I said no such thing. She is not ugly, she just doesn't have a pretty face, or at least I don't think it's pretty. Nor am I ashamed of her. She simply can't be what I want for this event. My aim is to create a wow factor, and she can do that in all respects except for the face.
 
LOL.. funny thread.. as if a top quality escort is gonna waste her time going to a poxy high school reunion in a run down PE hall.. this bloke is in lala land
 
Deadly Ferret said:
She'd have to be more than good looking to create the effect I want.

She simply can't be what I want for this event. My aim is to create a wow factor, and she can do that in all respects except for the face.
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Rosbif said:
LOL.. funny thread.. as if a top quality escort is gonna waste her time going to a poxy high school reunion in a run down PE hall.. this bloke is in lala land
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if he's paying she will :) (or he depending on preference )
 
Haha simple then DF, dress her in a heels, short skirt and low-cut top, no-one will be looking at her face then :p :D
 
Rosbif said:
LOL.. funny thread.. as if a top quality escort is gonna waste her time going to a poxy high school reunion in a run down PE hall.. this bloke is in lala land
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I think if he can afford to pay the bill she'll go pretty much anywhere he wants.
 
Seriously, i have nearly hawked myself out to one of those agencies before for a bit of cash. JUST the escort kind, no seedy stuff :p They try and pick up nice looking uni students, so they are fairly smart and won't cause an embarassment to the host.
Though there were all kinds of safety measures and screenings to keep it all above board so you may be subject to that by the agency.
 
the good looking escorts.. the ones with class, sophistication.. the ones the OP wants.. get flown around the world on private jets and hang on the arms of 50 year old businessmen at a few thousand euro a day.. or does the OP think he'll ring the # on a business card from a telephone box and expect some sort of cinderella... more like a manky old cow ;)
 
i'll come with ya, i look really class when dolled up, i'll have to borrow a dress of the missus mind and i'd want a lift so as i can have a few beers like.
 
Rosbif said:
LOL.. funny thread.. as if a top quality escort is gonna waste her time going to a poxy high school reunion in a run down PE hall.. this bloke is in lala land
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It is neither a high school nor a reunion. It is an alumni high table dinner. In case you're not familiar with the term, here's a useful site that might improve your general knowledge.
 
Deadly Ferret said:
My aim is to create a wow factor, and she can do that in all respects except for the face.
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Why? You've said yourself these people are not in your circle of friends and you don't really know them anymore.

Why do you care what they think? Why do you need to make your life into a little lie for the night to impress them? Are you that annoyed and ashamed of the way your life has worked out?

If so, thats quite sad. If not, then why are you doing it?
 
I know a great site for stunning escorts. I expect I will not be allowed to post a link though.

Quite pricey by the way.
 
I think he's simply winding us all up Fox.

If not, then I feel sorry for him. He's so desperate to make a good impression, he's paying for an escort. :rolleyes:
 
You going to hire a brand new Jaguar XJ to arrive in? Can't have the people thinking you... have a normal car as well as a normal girlfriend can we :rolleyes:
 
Deadly Ferret said:
It is neither a high school nor a reunion. It is an alumni high table dinner. In case you're not familiar with the term, here's a useful site that might improve your general knowledge.
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im shocked.. they should have taught you all of this while you were getting your MBA old boy..
 
iCraig said:
He's so desperate to make a good impression, he's paying for an escort. :rolleyes:
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What da hell is wrong with making an impression? and rolling eyes at him is uncalled for! That's what the guy want and that's what he's gonna do (hopefully) so what's the fuss about?

We all have tried at one time or the other to impress our "mates" or any other person so no biggie.

DF perhaps you should just ask for this thread to be closed as people are too "one vision minded" and cant see things in another dimension....
 
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