Do legitimate escort services exist?

Pookie Bear · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:44

LOL at this thread.

There's only about ten people I went to school with that I'd greet with anything other than a quick glance and maybe a nod of the head.

The thought of going to a reunion does nothing for me personally, but I hope you're ready for a "Mine's bigger than yours!" competition

LoadsaMoney · 4 Oct 2006 at 13:56

WoW at this thread, hope yer GF reads it and dumps you tbh.

monkeyspank · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:00

I think this is worse than hiring an escort for actual sex.

sniffy · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:02

Such a legendary threat!

squiffy · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:03

monkeyspank said:
I think this is worse than hiring an escort for actual sex.

Yeah bloke wants to have sex with another woman - perhaps forgiveable by the GF. Bloke hires a escort because he's embarrased to be seen with GF- totally unforgiveable.

ElRazur · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:07

LoadsaMoney said:
WoW at this thread, hope yer GF reads it and dumps you tbh.

Why is that, because if i was his Gf i wouldnt dumb him after reading this thread! Instead, i will fix up on what he thinks i lack.....simple.

wesley · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:07

anyone know DF's girlfriends email address? i'll forward the url of this thread to her :rolleyes:

iCraig · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:11

This thread is hilarious.

We all know this is a wind up, right? :confused:

ElRazur · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:11

wesley said:
anyone know DF's girlfriends email address? i'll forward the url of this thread to her

Is people like you who tips police off isnt over things that dont concern you and when you get burned later you think it is bad world??

Psyk · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:12

Well you never know, his sort of GF might understand why he wants to do this. I doubt it though

squiffy · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:12

ElRazur said:
Why is that, because if i was his Gf i wouldnt dumb him after reading this thread! Instead, i will fix up on what he thinks i lack.....simple.

Be sensible. If she's ugly/average just exactly how is she going to change that?

gjrc · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:13

classic thread, wind up or not!

gjrc · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:14

squiffy said:
Be sensible. If she's ugly/average just exactly how is she going to change that?

surgery?

iCraig · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:14

ElRazur said:
Why is that, because if i was his Gf i wouldnt dumb him after reading this thread! Instead, i will fix up on what he thinks i lack.....simple.

How exactly would she go about changing her face?

Pay for plastic surgery just because one person thinks your bland?

squiffy · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:16

gjrc said:
surgery?

Joking right? Unless you have grotesque features then why should anyone be forced into surgery because they don't look stunning?

ElRazur · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:17

squiffy said:
Be sensible. If she's ugly/average just exactly how is she going to change that?

I didnt remember DF saying the GF is fugly....having said that, surgery aint the answers to all of lives problem you know..Perhaps if she FIXES UP and LOOK SHARP and SWEET...it might look better?

Andelusion · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:18

iCraig said:
We all know this is a wind up, right?

Unfortunately it appears not

Raikiri · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:21

Deadly Ferret said:
I'm a realist. She's a very nice person, and has a good figure. Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though.

Paper bag + birthday suit f.t.w?

dirtydog · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:27

ElRazur said:
I didnt remember DF saying the GF is fugly....having said that, surgery aint the answers to all of lives problem you know..Perhaps if she FIXES UP and LOOK SHARP and SWEET...it might look better?

He said "Face leaves a fair bit to be desired though" so how would you suggest she FIXES UP and LOOKS SHARP and SWEET?

iCraig · 4 Oct 2006 at 14:28

ElRazur said:
I didnt remember DF saying the GF is fugly....having said that, surgery aint the answers to all of lives problem you know..Perhaps if she FIXES UP and LOOK SHARP and SWEET...it might look better?

Never heard of the phrase; 'you can't polish a turd'?