I'm turning into an old git and so am thinking of attending a school dinner. I have something of a girlfriend, and although she's a nice enough sort I want to really wow the old boys, get them salivating and make them green, and alas she just wouldn't do that.
I was thinking of hiring a glamourous sort for the evening, but I lack relevant knowledge. Are there actually legitimate agencies for this sort of thing, or are they all prostitution-based? If the latter, do they give discounts for not providing seedy services?
Cheers.