DPD misread delivery instructions

[Ayahuasca]

 

[arknor]

She can't be that bad if she took in a parcel for you.

Maybe OP is just an inconsiderate neighbour

 

[builder22]

where you wheelie been

 

[Mysterae_]

No need to make up a lie, she's probably already read the instructions to specifically avoid delivering to her house

I was thinking the same thing. The parcel you get from her might not be the parcel you were expecting.

Poo through the letterbox is still poo through your letterbox even if it's nicely wrapped .

 

[cheesefest]

No need to make up a lie, she's probably already read the instructions to specifically avoid delivering to her house

The instructions are not on the DPD package- on the courier’s handset

 

[Removed User 345456]

I was thinking the same thing. The parcel you get from her might not be the parcel you were expecting.

Poo through the letterbox is still poo through your letterbox even if it's nicely wrapped .

If they have a garden, hammer frozen sausages into the lawn and wait patiently... It's worth it!

 

[labbby]

Thread bookmarked..

 

[Removed User 345456]

I'm amazed at how many people can't tell left from right. You can probably guess which gender gets them mixed up the most.

The made up ones?

 

[Doughnut007]

If she says no you simply have to go back to the store and raise a case for it not being delivered.
Unless it is delived to you at your address or left in your assigned location it's Thier problem if you don't get it.

 

[Efour]

I will keep a neutral tone when I try to get my parcel from her (no idea if she has a fella or not).

If she moans - I will lie saying my porch door was unlocked and I have complained to DPD….

record it and upload

 

[the shadow]

Last week a photo of the door then a Tap Tap no time for me to even get up all i see is the back of the driver second parcel Tap Tap Houdini
Thumbs down for both

 

[Mysterae_]

When you do get your parcel, if it ticks or smells of marzipan you might not want to open it!

 

[ristac]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

 

[Mercenary Keyboard Warrior]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

Dummies guide to making up short stories for the internet

 

[Removed User 345456]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

"The bosses laundry"

 

[uber soldat]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

 

[Deleted member 77746]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

Don’t you dare ask!

 

[VincentHanna]

Why hasn't anyone else asked what she complained to the police about?

 

[vanandjuanunited]

Whut

 

[chief barker]

Go on, I’ll ask, we all want to know, what’s in the box

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.​