Drunken 'Aquisitions'

Small pair of girls trousers.
Girls bag.
Ice Cream flag.
Huge advertising banner.
A chair.
Various road signs.
 
loopylou said:
thats much better than mine!


Oh Oh Oh, we stole a Wagon wheel, a proper one! We wasn't allowed to take it in to the halls so we dumped it outside, where a friend of ours spotted it about an hour later and wheeled it back to his house.
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I once wandered in with a chest of drawers, security saw us carrying it up the hill.

The came to my flat and told us to take it back. Which we did. Naked..

Written warning :p
 
Just remembered:

Pool triangle (down the trousers, proper Kevin from Harry Enfield style walking)

Roundabout bollard (my brother put a new bulb in it so you could light it up in our garage loft!)

The remote control for lighting and air con - from Ministry of Sound in London at new years.
 
i came home with a fire extinguisher once and when i looked outside the window the following morning i discovered all the cars were white, it wasent snow :eek: :D
 
Me and a few mates stole a massive picnic table when we were at Uni and carried it all the way back to halls, dragged it upstairs and left it in the living room. The cleaners weren't best pleased and we were all threatened with expulsion if it wasn't removed. The floor below us responded to the challenge and ripped a massive 12ft x 3ft fluorescent sign off the wall from the front of a wine bar. We lost the challenge. They also nicked a portaloo and a few signs to mock us. I think the police were involved with the stolen sign.
 
We stole a temporary traffic light sign and a shopping trolley. We really need to try harder....
 
Picture of said traffic light...
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I think i still have it somewhere.
 
A bus stop - complete with about a quarter of a tonne of concrete still stuck to it :confused: (there were 4 of us and none of us could remember having taken it )

Stan :)
 
Personally i have never come home with anything before, but i do have a brother who has :D

5 garden knombs (SP?), a deck chair, and a daffodil. interesting huh. and he only walked about 600 meters from his mates house :D
 
Malt_Vinegar said:
Picture of said traffic light...
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I think i still have it somewhere.
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:eek: Thats fantastic.

I've aquired a few road signs in the past but the worst thing I ever done while drunk was moving some road cones on the A69.
One lane had been closed off for roadworks so me and a mate thought it would be great if we moved the cones so the cars went down into a dead end.

The next day there was chaos after a massive lorry had gone down and couldnt manage to squeeze in between the cones at the bottom.
 
I once aquired a conifer (well, a large part of one anyway...), when stood up it was as wide as the corridor so no one could get past, the cleaners got rather annoyed but our corridor smelt like a forrest for most of the week :)
 
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