Drunken 'Aquisitions'

Cybermyk · 16 Feb 2006 at 22:56

A double sided small 30mph sign complete with post and concrete base. Also a fir tree off a roundabout one christmas

iBot · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:01

A cat.

:/

Luckly I remembered where I stole it from and took it back the next day.

It wasnt freaked out by spending 12~ hours in an odd flat either.

da_mic_1530 · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:10

not really amazing stuff 4 me
a lighter, i dont smoke nor was i with any1 who had any use for one
ladies underwear

Malt_Vinegar · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:16

TheMagicPirate said:
Thats fantastic.

The best bit is i have NO IDEA how i got it.

I know lots of people say that about events, but i genuinely, honest to God dont know how i got it down.

I do recall going past a junction a few days later (incidentally was on the route i would normally take home from town) and i found the spot i took it from

It also is about 4 miles from my house.

So it must have been active at the point i removed it. Its a busy junction too, even late at night. (For those that know Reading, its the big crossroads at the top of the hill on the way into Reading on the A4)

MaX_PoWah · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:19

Nothing as good as you guys, usally i steal things from the local weatherspoons, glasses, posters, menus, cuttlery, i used some traffic cones to completely block off a crossroads one nite, that was fun as well..

Bri · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:21

A massive sign from outside a pub, it was like a big blackboard about 10 foot by 6 foot. What a mission that was trying to get it back the next night.

Wryel · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:27

Bri said:
A massive sign from outside a pub, it was like a big blackboard about 10 foot by 6 foot. What a mission that was trying to get it back the next night.

Take it back? My sister and mum did that once, they took all of our signs, cones, beer mats and towels AND the bollard to the skip/council, I was gutted.

The $6m Dan · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:34

AthlonTom said:
A Girlfreind - not mine though.

Oooh dangerous, though I'll see your girlfriend and raise you a house mate.

I was already home when I slept with my own house mates girlfriend (who was also living in the same house) on one New Years eve :/

Err that kinda happened twice actually . . . . .

/looks in mirror
/sees bad man

Malt_Vinegar · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:35

The $6m Dan said:
Snip

Gone in 60 seconds quote

"I am a baaaaad maaan"

Windle · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:41

Lollipop Sign

Stolen at about 3pm in the afternoon, while blisteringly boozed up and got chased by the lollipop man. Ahh those were the days

Now been dismantled, mainly because it was a pain in the ass to move anywhere.

Flibster · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:43

How about agreeing to spend the second year of my degree in a house with 6 women?

Some people would think it's heaven...but it's not... Imagine all 6 getting PMT at the same time.. :eek:

Also - a pool table...we have no idea either - but it took all 5 of us to move it out of the kitchen and into the lounge where we broke into it to get the balls out and enjoyed the rest of the year.

Landlord was a bit confused though.

Oooh...musn't forget the banner welcoming home Thrust SSC....Was at Conventry Uni and thats where SSC ended up....this banner was about 40ft in the air though and hung across a road.... :confused:

Remember kids - Alcohol makes you do bad or naughty or fat or ugly or psycho things..

And it's soooo much fun doing them.

Worst night at uni was at the pub directly across the road from out house...30 seconds away.. - It took me 4 hours to walk home - and I remember crossing a bridge...Only bridge I know about was about 3 miles away...

Simon/~Flibster

Bri · 16 Feb 2006 at 23:43

Wryel said:
Take it back? My sister and mum did that once, they took all of our signs, cones, beer mats and towels AND the bollard to the skip/council, I was gutted.

YEah, we had to take it back. We were in halls at the time and we couldn't physically fit it anywhere. The kitchen floor would just about fit it but you couldn't open the door

Zoltans_dad · 17 Feb 2006 at 00:25

Alasdair said:
herpes

(joke)

This win in my book. the rest just makes me laugh a lot

tom_nieto · 17 Feb 2006 at 00:34

Circle Line Pub crawl, oh yes

Stretch · 17 Feb 2006 at 00:50

A fire escape push handle. Ooops

SoliD · 17 Feb 2006 at 01:39

biggest thing i came back with was a road sign, managed to get it into the cab sneakily somehow and back without the cabbie even noticing!

Morlan · 17 Feb 2006 at 02:45

Me and my mates walked out of a swanky wine bar with a £200 leather chair which I subsequently sold to my landlord for 50 quid

Nix · 17 Feb 2006 at 02:47

Morlan said:
Me and my mates walked out of a swanky wine bar with a £200 leather chair which I subsequently sold to my landlord for 50 quid

How did you do that without anyone
a) noticing or
b) asking any questions?

Morlan · 17 Feb 2006 at 03:02

Nix said:
How did you do that without anyone
a) noticing or
b) asking any questions?

The bouncer was there but wasn't at the main entrance at the time. We were very very drunk and didn't really care if anyone saw.

Nix · 17 Feb 2006 at 03:12

ROFL. WP.

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