It sounds like you have given this a lot of thought and made some comparative studies and am a bit of an expert. Are you a secretion inspector or is it just a hobby?
Ear wax anyone
WTF was that??? I have to have my left ear hoovered out every year or so after a operation I had back in the 90's. Horrible it is because it makes me feel really dizzy and sick. Passed out once too!!
I once took a youngish lad on a hospital visit, he had been complaining for years by all accounts that he could not hear properly out of his left ear.
5 mins into the appointment the doc pulled out an intact head of a cotton wool ear bud, complete with puss, goo & blood. The thing was black and possibly the nastiest thing I've seen for a long time.
Immediately after that his hearing by his own admission improved 100%, he was still always late for lock up however.
Never go too deep people, bad things can happen.
I think that was what ended up with the nurse booking him an appointment, he was always going to the medical hatch getting more and more stronger doses of antibiotics for ear infections. It was truly grim and the puss bit were bright green.
It stunk.
That youtube video is strangely therapeutic.
Please stop.... I felt sick reading that ****.