erm... I think they've kicked me out of uni

It wasn't better! It made me wee blood it was that bad :(.

Disclaimer: Weeing blood may have been something else :eek:.

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If a person starts urinating blood, it obviously causes concern. This is not normal under most circumstances...

One of the most common reasons for urinating blood is a bladder or urinary tract infection.

Good luck buddy!
 
Went to see the course coordinator today, and again couldnt see him. Today he was busy.. He told me to wait outside his office, waited for half an hour, then got a call from the reception telling me to come back on Monday.

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Don't worry, I got suspended back in 1992 for hacking the college novell network (I wrote a Pascal script to immitate a login prompt) and using a BT pay phone to call internationally (we ripped out the coin box lol) as well as using the local library modem to hack into local businesses (which the college didn't know about)

They said (I quote) "your obviously extremely inteligent, if you go home for a week think about what you have done and come back determined and pass the course, we shall remove this stain from your college score" I went home, my dad laughed, slacked off for a week, went back and passed!

But I still got banned from the library....
 
They said (I quote) "your obviously extremely inteligent, if you go home for a week think about what you have done and come back determined and pass the course, we shall remove this stain from your college score" I went home, my dad laughed, slacked off for a week, went back and passed!

But I still got banned from the library....

Ironic.
 
Well... after several weeks, the ******** has managed to keep his appointment, but it was pointless.

Apparently: "the system shows you've only attended 3 sessions since the start of term". Which is obviously incorrect.

After 20 minutes of detailed explanation to disprove the system, he goes "well the system says....... there's nothing I can do about it."

Even after showing him that I'm up to date with work, and telling him exactly what we've been doing in the labs he couldn't care less.

He also made up some total BS to make me go away. He asked: "Are all your lecturers male?" I was 100% sure they're all male, so I answered confidently. But he disagreed and said "Well then it's obvious you haven't been attending, because they're not." I was left shocked and perplexed and quietly walked out with a look of utter disbelief.


Well at least they're still hosting my sig lol.







Now how many of you did "right click> properties" on my sig :p
 
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