Favorite line from the Simpsons?

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Reverend Lovejoy: Is your father stealing bread Lisa?
Lisa: I don't know, I dont watch him all the time.

Just tickles me that line :D Over to you.
 
Homer suspecting Bart might be gay when he sees him wearing a Hawaiian shirt:

"Where'd you get that shirt, boy?"
"I dunno...it came out of the closet."
 
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie detector blows up)

Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Theres so many, but these are some of my fav ones
 
Reverend Lovejoy: "Have you ever really read this thing? Technically, we're not allowed to go to the bathroom."
 
Homer drives the ball up high, and he yells "Woo-hoo!" while it
flies in the air, but it lands in the sand trap: "D'oh!" Burns
adds, "Yes, you're in deep d'oh now." It's Burns' turn, and
he hits the ball far. Smithers remarks "Perfect as always, sir.
Right on the green."

Homer tries to get the ball out of the sand trap.

Burns: Oh, quit cogitating, Steinmetz, and use an open-faced club.
The sand wedge!
Homer: Mmm... open-faced club sandwich.
 
Sideshow Mel: Chief! You have arrested an innocent man!
Chief Wiggum: Really? All right Doctor Colossus, you're free to go. But stay away from Death Mountain.
Dr. Colossus: But all my stuff is there!

OR


Marge: This is a little to spooky for me, i don't even like watching the count on sesame street.
The Sesame Street Count: One coconut. Two coconuts. Three coconuts! (Laughs)
Marge: Go back to your own country!!
 
Marge: Why have you so many bowling balls
Homer: Oh...I'm not gonna lie to you Marge......so long!

Bart: You sure suck tonight Dad
Homer : Suck like a fox!
 
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