Favorite line from the Simpsons?

[slinxy]

I like the one when homer goes to the 3d world, and works out how fat he was in was in the Treehouse of Horror part called homer3 - I can't remember the line word for word but it was great...

 

[slambo69]

Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.

Haha, that episode os on Channel 4 this evening!

"Any contents which may be spilled onto the road can be taken by the town idiot, since I dont see him around..."

 

[Naffa]

I'm quite surprised and saddened by the inaccuracies in some people's quotes.

But never the less, still bring back good memories.

One of mine has got to be:

Wiggum: Now that's what I call a bad hair day!
Everyone (except Marge): [Laughs]
Marge: May I remind you two people are dead. Oh wait... I just got it.
Everyone (including Marge): [Laughs]

 

[Noni Juice]

Homer with bearnuts-

Homer- "Marge look! Ive hidden a trap in this pack of bearnuts....mmmm...bearnuts"

*Opens the pack and a snake jumps into his eye"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHawhahahawana"

 

[Frame352]

More Homer quotes;

“Well, crying isn’t gonna bring him back, unless your tears smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back - or you can go out there and find your dog!”


"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie.... 'Spaceballs'. But instead it was dark and disturbing like that movie... 'Police Academy'.


"Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos."


"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it’s time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!"