Favorite line from the Simpsons?

[NaNd0!]

Homer at the post office using a hilarious accent trying to retireve a letter he wrote to Mr Burns

Homer: HELLLLOOOO... my name is Mr Burns, i believe you have a letter for me?
Post Office Dude: Ok Mr Burns, uhhh.. what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know!

 

[zytok]

"I bent my wookie."

"Miss Hoover......."
"What is it Ralph?"
"I ate my worm"

 

[House]

Homer: "Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try"

Ralph Wiggum: "when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down"

Homer: You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring?

Homer: If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, its that girls should stick to girl's sports, such as hot oil wrestling foxy boxy and such and such...

and too many more to list

 

[bledd]

Homer doing his food reviews..

Santa's little helper = the dog..

Homer : The spagetti was..
Dog : Ruff!!
Homer : You said ruff last time!!
Dog : Cheewy!?

 

[Nazca]

Mr. Burns : Smithers, this plague doesn't scare me. I've constructed a germ free chamber for myself. Not a single microbe can get in OR out.

*Doors open*

Burns: <gasps> Who the devil are you?!?!

Homer (brain): Don't panic, just come up with a good story.
Homer : My name is Mr. Burns.
Homer (brain) : D'oh!

 

[Gilly]

Homer: "Doh! a Deer!" after running over a deer
Lisa: "A Female Deer!"

from Simpson Cape Feare

Homer: D'Oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

No?

 

[slinxy]

Homer: D'Oh!
Marge: A deer!
Lisa: A female deer!

No?

if you say so.... It was of the top of my head and no googling...

 

[BillHicksRIP]

Homer: "Marge, I'm not going to lie to you".

 

[Gilly]

if you say so.... It was of the top of my head and no googling...

I haven't checked, but I think thats how it goes. If it didn't it wouldn't make sense anyway.

 

[Raikiri]

'My eyes! Ze goggle do nuzzink!'

 

[krooton]

'My eyes! Ze goggle do nuzzink!'

As I posted above

http://kr00t0n.artists.mpfspromotions.com/Simpsons/Season 7/Goggles.mpg

 

[Raikiri]

It's still my favourite line...

 

[cheets64]

Been watching 4-9 on DVD and been loving the commentary on the dvds.

 

[Baz]

This perpetual motion machine she made is a joke : It just keeps going faster and faster. Lisa, get in here! In this house, we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

All right, brain. You don't like me and I don't like you, but let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer

Gotta love Chief Wiggum

This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless

All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.

 

[Deleted member 651465]

Soooooooo.... you... like.....stuff?

 

[iBot]

Bart: Allowance time, ding ding ding ding
Marge: You dont deserve an allowance
Lisa: Sure we do, ding ding ding ding
Homer: Ice cream man!

 

[the_dead_parrot]

"Homer no function beer well without"

 

[simisker]

Chief Wiggum, to Ralph and Bart:

"What is your fascination with my 'Forbidden Closet of Mystery'?"


Mr Burns [alarmed]: Smithers! There's a rocket in my pocket!!
Smithers: You don't have to tell me, sir...

 

[Richeh]

Homer: Oooh he card read good!

Mr Burns (On Homer): You corn fed, man cow.

 

[georges]

Homer: "Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get."

winner