Favourite Red Dwarf scene?

abandon ship abandon ship
this is not a drill, this is a drilll (drill sound)

Oh gawd, the drills broken, AWOOOGAA AWOOOGA abandon ship



or

queeg


Holly : Getting all my knowledge from the junior encyclopedia of space....the respect you have for me is awesome
 
Rimmer: May I remind you of Space Corps Directive 34124.
Kryten: 34124? No Officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero mavity.

Cat: Forget red - let's go all the way up to brown alert!
Kryten: There's no such thing as a brown alert sir.
Cat: You won't be saying that in a minute! And don't say I didn't alert you!

:D
 
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The Legion episode had me in tears, where Kryten was trying to knock Rimmer out, 'perhaps if i caught you unawares sir' bash, bash, bash. :D:D

Nodnol as well, ace, 'he sukced the black eye right off my face' or summit. :D
 
Gunmen of the Apocalypse:

"I think I'm remembering something..... smeeeeeeeeeee. Smeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeeee!"

Theres to many to mention, and episode names are escaping me!

I personally like the scene where Ace Rimmer surfs an alligator through the air, that whole sequence is awesome :D

Best episode is still marooned. Its an official les paul copy don't you know!
 
ElectroBlaster said:
Anything "Red Dwarf"

"Bodyswap" always makes me double over because of the scene where rimmer (in listers body) has a gurdle on and tries to explain what the little dangly clips are for! it always makes me crack up rotten.

I wish they would make another series.
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Series 9 was rejected by the BBC....

quoted as it has naughty words said:
Seb Patrick / 23.09.07 / 8:38 pm
BBC rejects Red Dwarf IX

As first back from DJ (at which, by the way, Rob Grant failed to turn up - more on that as we get more info on the reasons), it falls to me to make a quick update about Andrew’s “here’s what Doug asked me to pass on” message, before we go into it (and the weekend) in a bit more detail once everyone’s back and less asleep.

The message from Doug came in three parts, but I’m going to go over them out of order, saving the worst (which was actually delivered second) for last.

First of all, we were given the (almost amusing) tidbit that the production company that so famously asked Doug to recast the movie some years ago was… Miramax. Or “the supporting-British-film Miramax”, as Andrew referred to them.

The final item was the announcement - of sorts - of a project so early in the pipeline that the first that Robert, Chris and Danny knew about it was as they turned up and met Andrew at the hotel. All Andrew was able to tell us was this : Red Dwarf : The Movie : The Stage Show. No other information whatsoever, yet. Make of it what you will.

The second part of the message, though, is the one that will be remembered, and it’s really ****ing difficult to write - although not as hard as it presumably was to deliver to a room full of fans. Finally, Andrew has been able to tell us something that he’s wanted to tell us for some time. When people (ourselves included) have grumbled over the years that if only GNP decided they wanted to go back and make more Dwarf for telly, it would surely get commissioned by a BBC mindful of the ratings that series VIII got… well, it turns out that we were way off the ****ing mark. At some point - we can’t go into specifics on timeframes, or anything - GNP have actually decided to try and set the wheels in motion on creating some new television (series or specials, we don’t know). The BBC’s reply? They don’t want it. And why? Well, according to a direct quote reported by Doug (sadly, we don’t know the specific source) : “They’re no longer interested in the sort of audience the show used to attract”.

Just let that sink in for a moment.

The BBC, a public service broadcaster, are being discriminatory about their audience.

They’ve been extremely condescending about the show’s existing fanbase (you know… you lot and us lot).

They’re apparently not interested in “the sort of audience” that watches Dwarf. Which beggars the question… who the **** did they commission two series of Hyperdrive for? Who the **** do they think watches that little-known programme that goes out on Saturday nights at 7pm in the summer? And why the **** are they happy to take the royalties from the (incredibly well-selling) DVDs?

The only positive way of looking at this is that the BBC don’t actually own any rights whatsoever as far as new additions to the franchise go. It’s owned by GNP. In other words… they’re free to take it elsewhere. If they want to. Are they planning to? We have absolutely no idea. But personally, the current employment held by a certain silver-haired former producer would seem to us to offer a pretty obvious route to go down…
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So.....

Paul Jackson - current Director of Entertainment and Comedy at ITV may have received a call...

Simon/~Flibster
 
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flibster you missed a sweary. thats old news though, we havent heard anything since i dont think.


to be honest, i cant see them going back to the format of the original series and if they cant do that, itsw not worth continuing. series 8 was an abomination of slapstick crap that should never have been aired. i actually cringed at most of it.
 
You've reached that age, Listy. When you're younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24, 25, your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat *******.

Never a truer word spoken.

(Plus Carter used it at the start of Surfin' USM):)
 
Red Dwarf was quite possibly the greatest TV show ever :D

There are faaaaar too many scenes to remember, the lightbulb, Queeg, Dwayne Dibley, Cat in the grass on the backwards world, so many....

I've got series 1-7 on DVD, still need to get 8 at some point...
 
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