Favourite Red Dwarf scene?

The outtakes (not really a scene, but whatever), where they cover their ears, and all shout "Eeeeextrordinary!" - cracks me up every time.

Gotta love the smeg ups - especially when you have a video signed by the Cat ;) (uncle used to know him when he worked on the set)
 
"i toast therefore i am" has always made me laugh (though that might be from the books!)

i really like the eyeballs on chin episode, and the grassy knoll who shot kennedy episode. i can't remember any quotes from it but the bit where a hologram from an advanced ship comes on to starbug and reports back to his crew insulting Lister and Lister starts to copy him in the same style.
 
"i toast therefore i am" has always made me laugh (though that might be from the books!)

i really like the eyeballs on chin episode, and the grassy knoll who shot kennedy episode. i can't remember any quotes from it but the bit where a hologram from an advanced ship comes on to starbug and reports back to his crew insulting Lister and Lister starts to copy him in the same style.

"Lister to Red Dwarf we appear to have in our midst a complete **** pot. Brains in the anal region. chin absent presumed missing. Genitailia small and inoffensive. Of no value or interest.":p
 
Then you've got the Bodysnatcher collection - the Remastered Series 1, 2 and 3....

Simon/~Flibster

Which completely ruined the show :\

So long as you can get the originals with decent extras I'm happy.
 
"We attack tomorrow under cover of daylight"
"Daylight sir?"
"Yes it's the last thing they'll be expecting, a daylight charge over the minefield"

My personal favourite episode is Quarantine, I could watch that all day long.
 
"We attack tomorrow under cover of daylight"
"Daylight sir?"
"Yes it's the last thing they'll be expecting, a daylight charge over the minefield"

My personal favourite episode is Quarantine, I could watch that all day long.

Isn't that Meltdown?

For me it's this - I love this exchange:

LEGION: I wasn't aware you had an interest in art, Mr Rimmer...
RIMMER: Many's a night we while away the wee hours contemplating a Caravaggio, discussing its shape, themes and form.
CAT: The pointy-stick game doesn't get a look-in anymore.
RIMMER: Hmm. Marvellous. Now this three-dimensional sculpture in particular is quite exquisite. Its simplicity, its bold, stark lines... pray, what do you call it?
LEGION: The light switch.
RIMMER: The light switch.
LEGION: Yes.
RIMMER: I couldn't buy it, then?
LEGION: Not really. I need it to turn the lights on and off.
 
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lister teaching kryten to lie

or when lister fights that guy when the pain you inflict is inflicted on yourself

haven't seen all of them though :)
 
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