Female summer dress

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4T5

4T5

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Ok it's a frivalous thread but i need a rant. :mad:
So the sun comes out for my early morning dog walk so off out i pop. Lovely.
I live inbetween to colleges and next to a park and right near town. There is Totty everywhere most times which is great.
Like anywhere when the sun comes out the dress code changes. Brilliant i hear you say, Norks out all over the place and at last the full silhouette of a woman is revealed from under her winter baggys.
I have No problem with this in fact i welcome it a bit like the first daffodils.
The problem i have is with Pot bellied women having there beer bellys hanging over there belts with the t shirts cropped to show even more.
This is so nasty and what makes it worse is they odviously think they look sexy as they are doing the wiggle walk.
This is WRONG and needs to stop NOW. :p
So to discuss.
Why do they have there beer bellys hanging out.
Do they think men like it or something.
What other female clothes are a NO NO. ( Boob Tubes HATE EM )


And before you ladies ask i am 40 and have a belly like an ironing board.
I should add that i have no problem with overweight women the problem i have is when i have to look at it.
 
malc30 said:
I should add that i have no problem with overweight women the problem i have is when i have to look at it.
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Hmmm :confused:

Besides, ridiculing inappropriate dress is amusing :D
 
I agree. Spare tyres go into a boot where you can't see it. Why women should be different is beyond me. They should make all forms of reduction surgery compulsury.
 
In summer, nothing is more attractive than a woman in a flowing, cotton dress and a light breeze revealing the beautiful contours of her body.

That is far more alluring than the fat, pink, petulant flesh and cellulite ridden, white pasty thighs that is all too often displayed.
 
Shes entitled to wear what she wants and you're entitled not to look.

You do however have the right to moan about it on the internet.

As you were

:p

MB
 
AJUK said:
white pasty thighs that is all too often displayed.
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Or streaky orange fake tan :rolleyes: ;) I am quite fortunate to tan easily :)

Not really dress... but I hate those straw wedge shoes that everyone seemed to have last year... oh and skinny jeans because I can't fit in them. :(

BB x
 
There should b a law like there is for everything else. Shops shouldnt b alowed to sell short skirts/short tops (or tight/see through/holes in it etc) to anything over a size 12.

Where do u applie for new laws? Who will back me??
 
BrightonBelle said:
oh and skinny jeans because I can't fit in them. :(
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Ah yes you can...i can and i have an arse the size of Texas :p
I think some women jyst wear the wrong things, if they wore clothes that fitted them properly they'd look much better.
 
BrightonBelle said:
Not really dress... but I hate those straw wedge shoes that everyone seemed to have last year... oh and skinny jeans because I can't fit in them. :(

BB x
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You can't fit into skinny jeans? Exactly how small do they make those things?!
 
Davey_Pitch said:
You can't fit into skinny jeans? Exactly how small do they make those things?!
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Having seen her figure (err, not that I was taking all that much notice :o) I don't believe her, or she's in the children's section :p
Blackstar said:
I think some women jyst wear the wrong things, if they wore clothes that fitted them properly they'd look much better.
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Bingo. All women have the capacity to look good.

Some fail miserably and some have clothing sense and know what suits them.
 
Mmmmm summer dresses on a fittie are fan-bloody-super-tastic.

Gorgeous day down in sunny Essex today, nice and warm....time to go talent-spotting again :cool:
 
Gilly said:
Having seen her figure (err, not that I was taking all that much notice :o) I don't believe her, or she's in the children's section :p
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That's exactly what I was think (again, not that I was looking at your figure a lot BB, Lynne would kill me :o).
 
Rich_L said:
Mmmmm summer dresses on a fittie are fan-bloody-super-tastic.

Gorgeous day down in sunny Essex today, nice and warm....time to go talent-spotting again :cool:
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High five every hottie you see dude, bound to get some numbers that way ;)
 
Hey it's a trade off. You want to ogle the very pretty ladies, you have to avert your eyes from the ones that don't appeal to you too :p :D . Besides different shapes for different tastes, some guys like the model figure, others the voluptuous and others the super skinny.
 
Muban said:
Hey it's a trade off. You want to ogle the very pretty ladies, you have to avert your eyes from the ones that don't appeal to you too :p :D . Besides different shapes for different tastes, some guys like the model figure, others the voluptuous and others the super skinny.
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But none the baggy bellies over skinny jeans complimented by crop tops :p

Even the nasty looking ones would be hella-better to look at if they dressed appropriately. Too many lasses have absolutely no idea what they're doing when they buy clothes for themselves.

I'm of the opinion that for their 18th birthday (16th?) all girls should be forced to go shopping with someone who knows what they're on about, and they can point out whats a disaster for them and whats not :p

When a guy doesn't know what he's doing he can buy a shirt and trousers and look fine.
 
Just a thought, but I don't think this is exclusive to women and I think the reason we don't notice this is the majority of fat blokes look crap all year round and don't bother to go out of their way to find clothes that fit, most will go to where ever sells the biggest sizes and then when they get past that point they just keep buying the biggest sizes that mainstream shops do. This results in;

The 'under the gut' trouser, which hangs down 6"s on the groin

The 'skin tight (was ment to be baggy) T-shirt look, which is squeezed to breaking point over the gut and flappy on the arms

The ulimate insult to your country, the England football shirt worn so tight that it is only a molicule thick across the whole torso

Fat bloke shirt syndrome, where the shirt is pulled tight over the man boobs and gaps at the cleavage

Lean over gape, where the T-shirt rides up whenever the bloke leans over to do up his shoelace, this can be coupled with the belly flop where the whole gut litterally flops out if for some god forsaken reason the t-shirt was tucked in (why would a fat bloke tuck in a T-shirt?)

I'm allowed to say all this, because I am a fatty bloke, I'm not proud of it but I do try to dress reasonably well to cover up the fat and find shops which do extra large sizes.

Men are probably much less aware of how unattaractive we look in our clothes and yet we'll rip the urine out of any woman who wants to look fashionable but is unfortunate enough not to own a mirror or have to get dressed in the dark.

Sorry if this comes across a bit negative but this same topic comes up every year and this isn't a private gentlemans club its a public forum which believe it on not women do read (yes there are women on the internet) and although some of them are happy to have a bit of a laugh about it, others are likely to get a bit upset by being objectified.

Just my 2p
 
Matblack said:
...but is unfortunate enough not to own a mirror or have to get dressed in the dark.
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Matblack said:
Sorry if this comes across a bit negative but this same topic comes up every year and this isn't a private gentlemans club its a public forum which believe it on not women do read (yes there are women on the internet) and although some of them are happy to have a bit of a laugh about it, others are likely to get a bit upset by being objectified.
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Very true, and well worded. I do think girls should ask advice when trying clothes on though, and not from friends who also don't know what they're talking about :p There's plenty of places to go where you can ask questions and get honest answers about clothes. Unfortunately they're all rather expensive.
 
Any offer to take me out shopping on my 18th? :p
MB your right, it's a bit sad that guys can take the pee out of women and wear such things themselves.
 
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