Female summer dress

Matblack said:
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gotta agree with mb on this one- im a 29 stone behemoth of a man (6'2", ex prop forward who likes junk food), and i still cant help but feel sorry/pity/some measure of contempt for big men that dont dress properly.

OI! FAT BLOKES! SWEATPANTS/TRACKSUIT BOTTOMS ARE WRONG!!!!

theres loads of places sell clothing for the fat bas...er...expansive gentleman, and most are quite reasonably priced for good kit. all my clothes fit properly.

if all else fails or you want name brands- order on 'tinternet from the US- my sis brought me back reebok, nike etc tshirts and they all fit nicely too. their 2xl is like a 4/5/6 xl in the uk.


so stop being a lazy, fat, scruffy goit, and go find some nice clothes. admittedly, i only do it because my gf always looks nice, and doesnt need to be followed around by a big fat tramp....

though i refuse to cut off my precious Big Ginger Beard (tm)....
 
Id like to say lock all such fat people in their houses during summer but I cant :(

Theres a disturbing trend thats developed of late which gives fat girls huge amounts of confidence...Weve spent years saying being fat is ok, and that fat can be attractive...what did we expect the result would be?
 
WS_TailGunner said:
(6'2", ex prop forward who likes junk food), .

though i refuse to cut off my precious Big Ginger Beard (tm)....
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Sounds like my boyfriend, 6ft 3 guy who loves junk food but is cutting down to lose weight. He also had a ginger beard, i say had because i shaved it off.
 
Balddog said:
Id like to say lock all such fat people in their houses during summer but I cant :(

Theres a disturbing trend thats developed of late which gives fat girls huge amounts of confidence...Weve spent years saying being fat is ok, and that fat can be attractive...what did we expect the result would be?
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can i be allowed out? i wear cargo pants cut down to shorts and one of a selection of well fitting t-shirts/sleeveless jobbies...

...and maybe shades
 
Gilly said:
Very true, and well worded. I do think girls should ask advice when trying clothes on though, and not from friends who also don't know what they're talking about :p
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That's where your friendly metrosexual comes into the equation :cool:
 
Balddog said:
Id like to say lock all such fat people in their houses during summer but I cant :(
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Dude, you just did. :D

If every girl took a bloke shopping with them (not necessarily their boyfriend) and got him to vet every outfit for hotness, then the situation would be a lot better, mark my words.

Women tend to shop (and dress) with either to little confidence ("Ooh, that skirt is too short, I'll leave it) or too much confidence (Hey my enormous gut will fit into this crop top with no bother!) which leaves a small percentage of girls who get it right 9 times out of 10. And as an awful lot of these girls who get it right are your typical annoying "trophy birds" who love themselves more than they'll ever love you, they can be removed from the relationship equation, because whilst you'd most definitely give them one, you certainly not want to go out with them for long (if at all)

Girls, take guys shopping but don't drag them round thousands of shops looking at boring stuff like trousers for work. go straight for the sexier stuff. I guarantee your hotness levels will escalate.
 
WS_TailGunner said:
can i be allowed out? i wear cargo pants cut down to shorts and one of a selection of well fitting t-shirts/sleeveless jobbies...

...and maybe shades
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If you know that wearing tight stuff as a fattie is against gods will then its all good.. :cool:
 
Blackstar said:
Sounds like my boyfriend, 6ft 3 guy who loves junk food but is cutting down to lose weight. He also had a ginger beard, i say had because i shaved it off.
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yeps- same here...im eating healthier since claire moved in.....fortunately she once said she likes men with beards (i had a goatee at the time), so now she cant take it back, and i have a full-on 1970's physics professor beard, in all its gingery glory.


oddly...my hair is brown....


....fortunately, i always cut my hair to a grade 0, so you cant see my 2-tone wierdness :D

TG
 
Balddog said:
If you know that wearing tight stuff as a fattie is against gods will then its all good.. :cool:
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its just plain wrong....the molecule thin, stained t-shirt/england rugby top should be a capital offence...

even worse- the gut that overhangs, and STICKS OUT THE BOTTOM OF THE TSHIRT!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Lopéz said:
Girls, take guys shopping but don't drag them round thousands of shops looking at boring stuff like trousers for work. go straight for the sexier stuff. I guarantee your hotness levels will escalate.
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:D
 
The worst thing about women (and men!) revealing all their flesh in the summer is watching them burn. Bright red muppets sunbathing cause 'it'll go brown' - why bother? I'm quite happy with my computer geek pale skin!
 
Davey P and Gilly thanks for your comments! lol :)

I guess its not only the skinny jeans that are the problem. I have fat calves so find it hard to get boots to fit my fat calves and the skinny jeans into.

Anyway enough of my whinging...

Has anyone mentioned builder's bums yet? Or thongs appearing out the back of jeans when they are bending over?

Any thong on appearence imo shows a lack of thought towards the outfit and looks dreadful. :D

BB x
 
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