FIFA 15

Pfttttt, all you scummy student graduates boasting about your degrees, bet I earn more than you. Arrogant *******s.

Do I need to write a disclaimer with my post? It's just I haven't used any smilies to help perpetuate the sarcasm, normally this wouldn't matter but everyone seems very mardy today. Wouldn't want to get any more sand in people's vaginas*.

Can we not all just watch in amusement as Jonney meanders helplessly through yet another thread?


*kdd's vagina

:D

Poor kdd appears to have forgotten his medication and found the Internet machine again.
 
Can safely say I have played my last game of Fifa FUT. Absolute and utter crap now. No matter what formation I play, what mentalities I use, what buttons I press none of my players run into any space, ever. Players can't make the most basic of passes to players 5ft away from them, opponents who play a through ball through 7 of my players from defense to attack and it magically has the correct weighting to perfectly land at their lone strikers feet. My keeper can't safe a bloody thing even when aimed straight at him. I use counter attack and none of my players counter, opponents manage to break away with 4 or 5 players running forward and then track back and have 7 players defending when I have only have one player going forward. Last few days I don't know what they've done to the game but every time I get the ball a simple lean into me will dispose me, even tiny defenders are disposing Costa by leaning into him. I jockey the strikers in the same way when defending and they shrug me off, it's an utter joke. No idea how the hell you get a CAM to actually get into the game, just bought Di Maria and get him to stay forward at CAM, think he's managed 2 touches in 5 games, don't even realise I have him on sometimes. He's never any where near the opponents box. Could rant forever because it's just a joke now but I can't be bothered to type any more.

Hey mate I feel your pain, brought myself a legend team with two TOTY Cb's first time using them in div 4 and got relegated after losing 7 and winning 1, one of the wins I got turned into a loss from a DNF after the game had finished.

Might be worth checking what your controller is set too, in terms of assisted, manual and semi assisted, I had about 10 games the other night where my team refused to string a pass together, register a shot on target etc this was after I has won div 3 with 8 wins! Changed my settings and managed to pass again.

I have an avermedia and I may set it up tomorrow to record and show just how bad games are for me, I cant do a thing, i'm tackled on the ball every-time whilst the other person walks past 3-4 of my players, I have tried using the jockey where your player is supposed to mirror the other person and they out sprint me, I cant pass 10 yards yet I have my opponent sending a homing missile precision pass from his penalty box to his striker who is somehow then 1 on 1 with my GK, its driving me nuts. At one point tonight Kliuvert who's my striker was on the halfway line whilst I was level with the penalty box on the wing, and he is supposed to have a High attacking rate yet I watch the other team as his players bomb forward.
 
What are you both on? Platform wise.

Xbox one, my players could not make pass, penos given away even though my player was feet away from the 'scene'. Stupid shots from half way line that 50/50 went in, overpowered headers.

Then i was always getting DNF. Pretty much every time i played on the xbox.

Switched to the PS4 Fifa and haven't had any DNF's from their servers, players can now pass and get into the right positions. Everything just seems to be working properly.

I put it down to my internet and the xbox servers not liking each other.
 
What are you both on? Platform wise.

Xbox one, my players could not make pass, penos given away even though my player was feet away from the 'scene'. Stupid shots from half way line that 50/50 went in, overpowered headers.

Then i was always getting DNF. Pretty much every time i played on the xbox.

Switched to the PS4 Fifa and haven't had any DNF's from their servers, players can now pass and get into the right positions. Everything just seems to be working properly.

I put it down to my internet and the xbox servers not liking each other.

:D:D:D
 
So I accidentally erm...

Gervinho - Doumbia - Ibarbo

It's just so effective because if your opponent makes the slightest positional mistake it's just a goal.
 
Apart from the DDoS episode over Christmas, PSN and FIFA have been pretty stable for me this year. My anti Saudi filtering on the match up screen sometimes fails so I get laggy games as a result but other than that it's been good.
 
So I accidentally erm...

Gervinho - Doumbia - Ibarbo

It's just so effective because if your opponent makes the slightest positional mistake it's just a goal.

Doumbia is ridiculous isn't he? I use him in my 442 Serie A side and he's like... stupidly good. I almost got rid of that side due to the lack of a 4* skiller worthwhile but he saved the day.
 
Fifa and PSN have been terrible for me...

Im on BT Infinity 80/20 - low pings

BT says there is no problem (which I can understand as my ping and dload speed is low)

EA says there is nothing wrong as many others its fine...

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO????????????

The only thing I can think of is see if someone else in the North East with a good fifa connection works fine with my console and plays good... any offers :)
 
I played you on 14 when I had a PS4 and I live in the north east with a good connection. You still had the same issue.

If you're outside your contract with BT then just try switching to another fibre provider, you'll probably save money doing so.
 
If Fifa was terrible for me then I couldn't see myself continuing to play it year after year!

What are you supposed to do? Save yourself some money and don't play :p
 
Fifa and PSN have been terrible for me...

Im on BT Infinity 80/20 - low pings

BT says there is no problem (which I can understand as my ping and dload speed is low)

EA says there is nothing wrong as many others its fine...

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO????????????

The only thing I can think of is see if someone else in the North East with a good fifa connection works fine with my console and plays good... any offers :)

Move down south, that'll fix Fifa :)
 
Or move to the middle east then you can play all the Arabs lag free.

Nice cheap alternative to trying a different ISP :)

Out of curiosity what would being lag free against people from the north east do? Are you then supposed to only look for opponents from that region.

FYI ping doesn't vary much at all across the UK. You're talking maybe 5ms to a server in the south compared to someone who lives down there.
 
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