First World Problems...

[Jumper118]

people who park at the only vpower diesel pump to get normal unleaded petrol.

WHY?!?!

 

[Arsonist]

Housemates getting in late and yelling because they're drunk. On a weeknight.

You need to get a Ford Ka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ7JhYbsLlQ

On a side note, my ex girlfriend's dad designed the boot of that car...

 

[Terminal_Boy]

The time my ice dispenser dropped a cube right on the edge of my best whiskey glass and broke it.

This caused me to buy both a new ice cube maker and a new whiskey glass.

Ice? In whiskey? BURN THE HERETIC!

 

[StriderX]

Slow people (obv ignoing genuinely slow people)... Honestly should be taxed if you're traveling at 0.01 miles an hour, like... I've got a life to live...MOVE.

 

[Sandycheeks]

People answering their mobile phone whilst already having a conversation with someone face to face.
CALL THEM BACK AFTER THE FACE TO FACE CONVERSATION!

Also, people that get all huffy when you take their phone and jump up and down on it until it's like powder.

 

[thep02]

My American what?

My American insists on living in America however the upside is I give her less cash to cover Champagne expenses.

 

[Roar87]

People who sneeze into their hands, why can't you pinch your nose?

I used to hold my nose when I sneezed, then I burst a blood vessel and bled profusely for about 20 minutes, after that I stopped doing it

 

[CaptainRAVE]

People who put their tiny carry on cases on the bottom rack leaving me to have to lift our giant suitcases onto the higher racks. There were many swear words

 

[dowie]

getting a home that is bigger than you need and living expenses provided to you for free by the taxpayer then worrying about the 'bedroom tax'... you might have to move out or get a lodger, oh the horror

 

[Gooner Leroy]

When I have to walk 5 miles to the well with 10 kids on my back and my Dengue Fever is flaring up.

Oh, you said first world problems...

Then, when I fail to beat the lunch rush to Subway and have to stand in a warm building, listening to pop music, while people getting paid minimum wage assemble my food for me. Sometimes I have to wait for a whole 5 minutes! Grrrrr. I'm the only person that matters....can't they see that?

Brilliant

 

[Destination]

When the lips are not completely smooth.
Above them, fine, choose your style, but....

 

[Chojin]

Oncoming pedestrians walking 3-4 abreast along the path forcing you to stare down the weediest looking one.

Junk mail and takeaway leaflets from places 20 miles away through the post.

When you have nothing in the house to eat but a frozen pizza and you burn it in the oven.

 

[coupe69]

People who get to use different avatars than everybody else

 

[SonniLombardi]

People who get to use different avatars than everybody else

You must have missed that thread

Wearing leggings.

 

[coupe69]

You must have missed that thread

Did miss it, but now found it and LOL'd

 

[Drizmod]

This. Had a bloke take ages to fill his car up at the pump, then wander inside and seemingly do his weekly shop before paying for his fuel

All that I have experienced. What takes me over the edge is when the person has come back to the vehicle and spends another 50 odd seconds sitting in the car before driving off

 

[mattoxx]

stupid people

 

[eddiew]

Discovering that someone else in the pub is wearing an identical shirt to yours and having to avoid eye contact all night.

 

[noj]

difficult choice between which doughnut to take from the tray, or do I eat both now or save one till after lunch?

 

[Luggs]

All that I have experienced. What takes me over the edge is when the person has come back to the vehicle and spends another 50 odd seconds sitting in the car before driving off

Even more frustrating is when they park at the pump to go do their food shopping and don't even fill up with petrol grrrrr