No, not unless your current vehicle has a value of zero. Which of course it does not.
You've only ever owned, how can I put this, completely crap cars. I can't blame you for thinking as a result of this experience that used cars are crap. The ones you've had do indeed fit this criteria. What we are asking you to have a LOOK AT (not do, simply LOOK AT) is completely different. You'll find a 2 year old Audi to be significantly better than a brand new Ford. The whole abuse thing is a load of rubbish - its incredibly unlikely to be abused, and if it has been abused yet is managing to hide it there is nothing wrong with the car.
Has anyone bought a mint nearly-new used car only to have major problems because of the way the previous owner drove it? Anyone?