Football Banter Thread

[Tombstone]

Oops ! Sorry, posting on my phone so its not always easy to read clearly. Didnt see the thread so just posted it in the news thread. Will hop over to there now !

 

[JohnnyG]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...-still-stubborn-jose-mourinho-wont-back-down/

They get on fine, the problem is people like the Secret Footballer or hacks with 'inside info' write whatever pops in to their heads and readers believe it without doing any resaerch of their own -

Unusually the 'Company' who make up this BS have apologised for it -

Statement on behalf of the Secret Footballer Company Ltd:

In an item published in the Secret Footballer’s Diary on 2 November 2015 it was claimed that Chelsea’s Cesc Fabregas was the leader of a mini-revolt against manager Jose Mourinho. Our information on this was incorrect. Cesc Fabregas was not organising a dressing room revolt and has an excellent relationship with the manager. He is very happy at Chelsea. We regret our error and have apologised to Cesc Fabregas.

 

[Derek W]

Following on from Salt and Lineker crisps we now have

Spoiler

 

[planty]

Since Fergie retired, Leicester have spent more time at the top of the league than Man Utd

 

[jonneymendoza]

Since Fergie retired, Leicester have spent more time at the top of the league than Man Utd

haha

 

[Cosimo]

 

[Cosimo]

Live fixtures for February:

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...elevision-fixtures-for-february-released.html

 

[MrMoonX]

Who said you can buy the league LOLOLOL


Arsenal- Total outlay £10m. Average rating 9/10
Chelsea - Total outlay £69.3m. Average rating 4.6/10
Liverpool - Total outlay 78.4m. Average rating 6.3/10
Man City - Total outlay £155.2m. Average rating 6/10
Man Utd - Total outlay £112.3m. Average rating 5/10

 

[Kelt]

And the special one has been sacked.

Nice payday for him.

 

[Nate75]

oh dear...



Manchester United news conference

Stoke v Man Utd (Sat, 12:45 GMT)

David Ornstein

BBC Sport
Posted at 16:04

"Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal has walked out of his news conference after just eight minutes. I asked the first question and there were then a couple more from the broadcast media before he got up and left. It seemed a pre-meditated attack on the media."

 

[Malevolence]

https://streamable.com/cww8

 

[[ASSE]Hinchy]

That one has to be the best of the lot.

 

[NexusK]

https://streamable.com/cww8

****ing brilliant

 

[Goodie]

Fantastic, some people have far too much time on their hands

 

[Steedie]

So good I almost didn't mind the GoT spoiler

 

[elmuzzy66.]

 

[toshj]

Liverpool fans have got this to look forward to if Canos gets a chance in the first team. Great prospect, brilliant attitude and works very hard. Very pleased he's staying with us until the end of the season.

Angles one and two.

 

[NexusK]

 

[nemtizz]

RIP Pav.

 

[Stumble Bum]