Football Banter Thread

[ThestigGT999]

this team seems to be top-heavy what do you guys think?

also, Gerrard over Lampard is questionable

 

[ik9000]

At least they didn't try and shoehorn both lampard and Gerrard in there together. Fabio and Sven take note.

 

[Freddie1980]

Talk abut modern miracles of medicine:

Christian Eriksen returns to the Premier League for Brentford

I hope this works out him, I always liked him a player and always conducts himself well (take note Zuma)

 

[Martynt74]

this team seems to be top-heavy what do you guys think?

also, Gerrard over Lampard is questionable

I'm actually very surprised that Beckham only played 98 games considering how long he was over there.

 

[ThestigGT999]

I'm actually very surprised that Beckham only played 98 games considering how long he was over there.

yh I think he went out on loan a lot to Milan and PSG

 

[Bigpig]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1495133587645026308

 

[Vandle]

Perfect hattrick here from one of the NZ ladies. Right foot, left foot, header.
Shame there were all past her own keeper mind.

https://twitter.com/OddsCheckerUS/status/1495508303903920128

 

[explicit4u]

Perfect hattrick here from one of the NZ ladies. Right foot, left foot, header.
Shame there were all past her own keeper mind.

https://twitter.com/OddsCheckerUS/status/1495508303903920128

Came to post the same, subbed off before HT too, doesn't get much worse than that.

 

[Shamikebab]

That is just magical, all in one half! Must be the first perfect hat trick of own goals surely?

 

[CliffyG]

That is ridiculous.

 

[Vandle]

That is just magical, all in one half! Must be the first perfect hat trick of own goals surely?

A lad at Sunderland got a hattrick of them in the Prem in one of their epic sub 20 point seasons. I don't recall if it was perfect one though.

 

[fez]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1495355920146210821

 

[Bigpig]

Lolz mental season and it's far from over.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1497717314514477065

 

[ThestigGT999]

Mr Incredible Becoming Uncanny - You Race With...(Football edition)

 

[Bigpig]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1500964973861916679

/wave

 

[CliffyG]

Newcastle are fast becoming unsufferable with along with their fans. Going to be a nightmare if they actually start doing well.

 

[IronSpider]

Newcastle are fast becoming unsufferable with along with their fans. Going to be a nightmare if they actually start doing well.

They will easily become the most hated team in the league due to the utter hypocrisy. Already I don't know a single person who wouldn't have rejoiced if they went down. That won't happen now, sadly.

 

[CliffyG]

They will easily become the most hated team in the league due to the utter hypocrisy. Already I don't know a single person who wouldn't have rejoiced if they went down. That won't happen now, sadly.

Yeah its a shame but looks like they've escaped relegation. No doubt we can look forward to non stop image of someone's pass completion and forward passes stats every time someone has a half decent game too (or in some cases 20 minutes).

 

[Bigpig]

Salty

 

[CliffyG]

Salty

Only possible explanation......