Football Banter Thread

fez · 30 Sep 2022 at 18:10

Definitely banter.

Manchester United: Erik ten Hag wins manager of the month, Marcus Rashford named player of the month

Premier League names Manchester United's Erik ten Hag manager of the month and forward Marcus Rashford player of the month.

www.bbc.co.uk

Rotty · 30 Sep 2022 at 19:54

Watched first episode of Fantasy Football League on Sky

Why didn't they just leave it? absolutely appalling

The_One · 2 Oct 2022 at 21:21

When you spend all week saying how great Trent Alexander Arnold is and Brighton destroy him inside 20 minutes..

bingham67 · 2 Oct 2022 at 23:12

https://twitter.com/x/status/1576605083847884801

C Kent · 3 Oct 2022 at 12:35

https://twitter.com/x/status/1576571579634700289

Robbo · 3 Oct 2022 at 12:41

Who?

Malevolence · 6 Oct 2022 at 13:32

Grimley · 7 Oct 2022 at 18:45

I'll just leave this here, Appeared on my Twitter feed yesterday.

The_One · 8 Oct 2022 at 14:47

Jesus

The_One · 8 Oct 2022 at 14:49

ALWAYS gonna be red

fez · 10 Oct 2022 at 11:06

The_One said:
Jesus

Are you laughing at Jesus or the cringe of this picture in general?

fez · 10 Oct 2022 at 11:07

Ahhh, Sweezy Bomtimes, the best of times.

robfosters · 10 Oct 2022 at 11:11

fez said:
Are you laughing at Jesus or the cringe of this picture in general?

I cringed hard at this. Why do clubs have a section of fans determined to make a laughing stock of their club

Sui · 10 Oct 2022 at 11:13

Awhhh, Mwepu has had to retire due to a heart condition

I’m glad they found it, don’t want to see those Eriksen scenes again.

fez · 10 Oct 2022 at 11:24

robfosters said:
I cringed hard at this. Why do clubs have a section of fans determined to make a laughing stock of their club

I don't know. Its a weird one. I assume there is a section of the fanbase who love it. Reminds me of the guy doing the Darwin Nunez chant on his own.

To be fair, United probably topped all these with their adverts featuring the players. Ones for the red wine and I think perhaps independence day.

Sui said:
Awhhh, Mwepu has had to retire due to a heart condition

I’m glad they found it, don’t want to see those Eriksen scenes again.

Yeah, poor bloke. 24. No age to see your career and dreams ripped from you. Especially when he should have earned enough to make a difference to so many lives as well as his own. I hope he has all the support he needs.

The_One · 10 Oct 2022 at 16:29

SideWinder · 10 Oct 2022 at 16:57

Join Harry Kane tonight for a World Mental Health Day bedtime story when he reads 'The Lion Inside'. Tune in to CBeebies at 18:50 BST or watch on... | By Match of the DayFacebook

Join Harry Kane tonight for a World Mental Health Day bedtime story when he reads 'The Lion Inside'. Tune in to CBeebies at 18:50 BST or watch on...

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Join Harry Kane tonight for a World Mental Health Day bedtime story when he reads 'The Lion Inside'.

I mean, kinda cute really...unsure Harry is the best at this but aw.

Shamikebab · 10 Oct 2022 at 17:01

Why on earth would you want to hear Kane read a story, I can imagine few people less suitable for reading a book

Robbo · 10 Oct 2022 at 17:05

Crikey. I'm pretty sure listening to Harry Kane read would damage my mental health, not help it!

Ayahuasca · 11 Oct 2022 at 10:59

Fair play to him to be honest for doing it. It's pretty ironic that for a video about world mental health day, the nobbers come out in force to try and belittle him as a person just because he doesn't speak as eloquently as others.