Football Banter Thread

twist3d0n3 · 18 Dec 2014 at 19:30

9000 days today

http://www.dayssinceliverpoolwontheleague.com/

JohnnyG · 19 Dec 2014 at 08:11

It's time for an open topped bus parade then.

JohnnyG · 19 Dec 2014 at 08:12

It's time for an open topped bus parade then.

twist3d0n3 · 19 Dec 2014 at 11:04

so good it needed to be said twice

Cosimo · 19 Dec 2014 at 16:38

TV fixtures for February and early March 2015:

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...sion-fixtures-for-february-2015-released.html

toshj · 19 Dec 2014 at 22:34

Nigel Pearson seems to be taking his £10,000 fine well... I saw him buying a pair of £500 shoes in Churches on Regents Street a few hours back. Properly preparing for th egame tomorrow then...

Azza · 20 Dec 2014 at 12:52

Pigeon_Killer · 20 Dec 2014 at 12:56

Edit: Congratulations to Sterling for winning the Golden Boy award. Few duds on the list of winners but he's in the same company as Messi, Isco, Gotze, Pogba, Fabregas etc.

Andybtsn · 22 Dec 2014 at 22:03

Not really banter but Clarke Carlisle fisghting for his life

Suicide attempt apparently.

robfosters · 22 Dec 2014 at 22:10

Andybtsn said:
Not really banter but Clarke Carlisle fisghting for his life

Suicide attempt apparently.

Awful news. Is there any good news about?

This, the Glasgow tragedy and Joe Cocker dying. What an awful day.

Frankiemac · 23 Dec 2014 at 16:45

Andybtsn said:
Not really banter but Clarke Carlisle fisghting for his life

Suicide attempt apparently.

If that is the case I feel extremely sorry for the lorry driver.

No evidence to say it was a suicide attempt, just the papers linking to an article he wrote in years ago.

Andybtsn · 23 Dec 2014 at 16:51

My brother in law works for the fire dep who took the call, the crew on site pretty much confirmed it, I presume from witnesses? It was only until I searched further that I found out he had attempted suicide in the past.

Derek W · 23 Dec 2014 at 17:11

Quality stuff from Zlatan again

Zlatan Ibrahimovic: Striker fumes as Borg is top sporting Swede

Asked for his top Swedes, he replied: "I would have been No 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5, with due respect to the others."

Full article
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30589052

nemtizz · 23 Dec 2014 at 17:53

Go back to a proper league then he can complain.

this_is_gav · 23 Dec 2014 at 18:16

nemtizz said:
Go back to a proper league then he can complain.

I don't think he was being serious, just being Zlatan.

Purdy · 23 Dec 2014 at 23:15

Larsson was better

Yas786 · 25 Dec 2014 at 11:40

Bubo said:
I know it has probably been said before, but Raheem Sterling doesn't half run like he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

To me he runs like a gay fairy, arms all over the place flapping about

Derek W said:
Quality stuff from Zlatan again

Full article
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/30589052

Gotta love the Zlatan, always comes out with some absolute corkers

twist3d0n3 · 25 Dec 2014 at 23:51

Pigeon_Killer · 26 Dec 2014 at 00:18

Well done for posting something a few months old.

Purdy · 26 Dec 2014 at 00:28

Did you have a different forum name last year?