Football Banter Thread

Andybtsn · 4 Dec 2014 at 14:45

On-loan Liverpool FC striker Iago Aspas scored an incredible four-minute hat-trick for Sevilla last night.

The first of the three came in the 59th minute against Sabadell in the Spanish Copa Del Rey, with the others following in the 60th and 63rd minutes.

Is that his second hat trick? Granted it was against a pub side but just how bad is Spain if this guy is scoring goals

Fubsy · 6 Dec 2014 at 22:50

Paul Scholes still banging them in...

Derek W · 7 Dec 2014 at 21:20

A week late but sums up lower league football

ThestigGT999 · 10 Dec 2014 at 17:47

Purdy · 10 Dec 2014 at 19:40

epic lols!

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2014 at 14:54

If you can't take go to 3:04....

Cosimo · 11 Dec 2014 at 15:15

Duff-Man · 12 Dec 2014 at 14:14

Robbo · 15 Dec 2014 at 16:23

None of them have been found guilty of anything? RvP was cleared, was he not, so that's a bit of a bizarre thing to bring up as well.

:confused:

Robbo · 15 Dec 2014 at 16:28

I'll let you have that one then after the result yesterday. :cool:

Wayn0r · 15 Dec 2014 at 16:49

Moses doing what Moses does best, bringing up irrelevant crap as usual, should be used to it by now eh Robbo?

twist3d0n3 · 15 Dec 2014 at 17:11

Wayn0r said:
Moses doing what Moses does best, bringing up irrelevant crap as usual, should be used to it by now eh Robbo?

uniteds' no.1 fan

twist3d0n3 · 15 Dec 2014 at 17:22

https://vine.co/v/OvddKJPPwvT

Purdy · 15 Dec 2014 at 18:54

Robbo said:
None of them have been found guilty of anything? RvP was cleared, was he not, so that's a bit of a bizarre thing to bring up as well.

Probably should've told your fans that back when it was in the news lol

The arsenal fans singing it was better though

Andybtsn · 15 Dec 2014 at 18:55

Purdy said:
Probably should've told your fans that back when it was in the news lol

The arsenal fans singing it was better though

Awkward.

blues_r_best · 16 Dec 2014 at 12:59

Sky Bet Transfer Fund (for fans to win £250,000 for their club to spend in January on transfer fee/wages) has been won by Forest, who are under a transfer embargo for the rest of the season and have a mega-rich Arab owner.

Purdy · 16 Dec 2014 at 15:08

Five to three I've heard

Bubo · 18 Dec 2014 at 11:29

I know it has probably been said before, but Raheem Sterling doesn't half run like he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

Azza · 18 Dec 2014 at 11:51

Marco Reus fined more than half a million euros for repeatedly driving without a licence - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...for-repeatedly-driving-without-a-licence.html

What an absolute idiot!

Pigeon_Killer · 18 Dec 2014 at 12:14

25? Thought he was way younger than that for some reason.