Fringe Festival Funniest Joke - can you beat it?

[GreatAuk]

Why do influencers get on so well with nudists?

Spoiler

They both love exposure!

 

[SilverTongue]

in before "better nate than lever"

that joke than won really is awful though

 

[petridish]

Unfortunately that's the kind of crap you get when you make your comedy safe, sanitised and inclusive. UK comedy scene is a joke, the yanks do it so so much better.

Funniest joke in the thread.

 

[200sols]

Its not even funny.

 

[JonRGV250]

Why did the non binary prospector head out west?

There was gold in them/their hills

If someone had said that at the fringe, they’d have been instantly cancelled.

 

[Whitewater]

I thought I was going through a Roxette phase but it’s ooooveeer nooooowww.

 

[ivrytwr3]

What do you call a non-binary feminist?

Not-she, that's for sure!

 

[Electronic Dave]

From my own little joke book (don't know if these have been heard before) have many other bad pun jokes

Counting the average number of toes in the whole country is no mean feat

What did pastry chefs use in the 1980 to share recipes?...Filo-Fax

Thanks to my girlfriend for helping me recover my shed roof after high winds...Ta Pauline!

Here is my Pledge to you...it's your turn to dust and polish

 

[413x]

Here's one for your maths teacher.
"Sir, what is 5q plus 5q?"
"10q"

You're welcome.

I had to Google this one

 

[neilw]

The winning joke doesn't even make sense, as the Zoo keeper would be a human not a big cat.

But, no I can't come up with anything better.

 

[Fubsy]

The winning joke doesn't even make sense, as the Zoo keeper would be a human not a big cat.

But, no I can't come up with anything better.

Exactly why it's a bad joke, it's illogical. Doesn't work.

 

[darkgen]

I had to Google this one

Tsk!

What swings from marzipan cake to marzipan cake?

Spoiler: ....

Tarzipan!

 

[Feek]

Can we do better?

I think that doris has been reading my posts.

My lad has a new girlfriend, she works at London zoo.

Seems pleasant enough, I think she’s a keeper.

 

[CrispyOtter]

[snip] the Zoo keeper would be a human not a big cat. [snip]

They probably lion their CV

 

[Jono8]

That one that won is awful.

 

[MrRockliffe]

What's the fastest cake?

'scone

Doesn’t work it you say scone properly

 

[robfosters]

I really have something to say, and I'm going to shout it out from the rooftops!!

"Someone has stolen my ladder!!”

 

[Mr Blonde]

I replaced our bed with a trampoline without telling the wife. She’s gonna hit the roof!

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

Here's one for your maths teacher.
"Sir, what is 5q plus 5q?"
"10q"

You're welcome.

For the same maths teacher, what happened to the plant in their maths classroom?

It grew square roots.

 

[FBi7]

What do you say to a constipated mathematician?

Work it out with a pencil.