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Fringe Festival Funniest Joke - can you beat it?
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The top joke was rubbish, here's my opinion of why:
A great joke has to be both funny and clever, that one was:
Funny - yes (subjectively of course), in that cheetah and cheater are puns
Clever - no, in that a zookeeper and a cheetah are not directly comparable as one is a human and one an animal so the dating a cheetah bit doesn't work literally, despite the pun.
A lot of the other jokes in this thread are both funny and clever, for example you can imagine a mathematician working something out with a pencil in both the mathematical and constipated manner.
A great joke has to be both funny and clever, that one was:
Funny - yes (subjectively of course), in that cheetah and cheater are puns
Clever - no, in that a zookeeper and a cheetah are not directly comparable as one is a human and one an animal so the dating a cheetah bit doesn't work literally, despite the pun.
A lot of the other jokes in this thread are both funny and clever, for example you can imagine a mathematician working something out with a pencil in both the mathematical and constipated manner.
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Thanks top joke pundit
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Why did the scarecrow win an award
Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Very welcome
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We had a day out in Conwy today and decided to travel back through Rhyl_ly that's interesting.
It's a true story as well however we soon found the quickest way back to the A55.
It's a true story as well however we soon found the quickest way back to the A55.
Wots Rhyl?
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What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on my face
I wouldn't pay £100 to have a lentil on my face
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Not mine but still.
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
Edited as I ruined the original attempt, damnit!
What do you get when a piano falls down a mineshaft?
A flat minor.
Edited as I ruined the original attempt, damnit!
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What do you call a used box of tampons floating down a river?
A blood vessel.
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How do you make a hormone?
Don't pay her.
Don't pay her.
what do you call fringe trauma comedy acts - woke.
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many jokes if you masticate them for too long, like coconut, loose their taste.
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that's a post-mortem on the joke though - and doesn't immediately cross your mind on the first hearing -
many jokes if you masticate them for too long, like coconut, loose their taste.
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Ban. mods... MODS?.......
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My favourite so far
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I heard he was scared of negative numbers? He stops at nothing to avoid them.
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A bind dyslexic fish swam into a wall, dam.