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What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of pigs afterbirth?
You can't gargle sand.
You can't gargle sand.
Fringe Festival Funniest Joke - can you beat it?
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Caporegime
For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.
He's in for a rude awakening!
He's in for a rude awakening!
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I just vommed a little inside
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What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
Park in it, man.
I just vommed a little inside
Stick your head out of the window next time!
Oh come on, you definitely didn't make that one up yourself
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How does a scientist make a hormone?
They kick her in the ****.
They kick her in the ****.
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One I made up (I think)
What do apples and a cucumber have in common?
They can both be used 'in cider'
What do apples and a cucumber have in common?
They can both be used 'in cider'