Fringe Festival Funniest Joke - can you beat it?

FishPolice · 24 Aug 2023 at 19:54

What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of pigs afterbirth?

You can't gargle sand.

robfosters · 25 Aug 2023 at 15:07

For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of beeping.

He's in for a rude awakening!

FBi7 · 25 Aug 2023 at 15:23

FishPolice said:
What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of pigs afterbirth?

You can't gargle sand.

I just vommed a little inside

FBi7 · 25 Aug 2023 at 15:24

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

Nitefly · 25 Aug 2023 at 21:29

FBi7 said:
I just vommed a little inside

Stick your head out of the window next time!

FBi7 said:
What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park in it, man.

Oh come on, you definitely didn't make that one up yourself

lunar · 26 Aug 2023 at 17:35

I have a joke I heard on a chat show. The guest was the actor Donald Sutherland.
It's a 'dirty' joke, so I am not sure if I can relate it here?

Malevolence · 26 Aug 2023 at 18:40

How does a scientist make a hormone?

They kick her in the ****.

wez130 · 26 Aug 2023 at 22:31

One I made up (I think)

What do apples and a cucumber have in common?

They can both be used 'in cider'