[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!

[bloodiedathame]

As Prime Minister, I will grant every person a free motorcycle of your choice, for anyone who wants one.

 

[Ayahuasca]

A paid for subscription to hurfdurf's OnlyFans.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Ban Crocs™

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I'm watching Ayahusca watching OP and someone turn down the thermostat because I am straight up W Houston omg.

 

[adam cool dude]

Tax the rich.

 

[Ayahuasca]

I'm watching Ayahusca watching OP and someone turn down the thermostat because I am straight up W Houston omg.

I Wanna Dance with Somebody

 

[HecFam]

All toilet seats nationally will be changed to soft close, so I don't make big bang noise after tinkle thinking seat is soft close, when in fact is not soft close.

 

[Dark Light]

Ban all drugs, including alcohol and tabbaco, and enforce it through mass surveillance and AI.

 

[Ayahuasca]

Ban all drugs, including alcohol and tabbaco, and enforce it through mass surveillance and AI.

 

[VRDoctor]

Re-nationalise public services/infrastructure / end PFI - railways, utilities, NHS, remove schools from MATs etc

 

[petridish]

2 hours of mandatory [Fun] per day

 

[Chuk_Chuk]

No speed restrictions on motorways.

 

[moon man]

Get all the scroungers off benefits and make them do community service to pay it back
Edit for.the.fun.bit they can play the hunger games maybe, televised for our entertainment

 

[Fluffybob]

4 day week

 

[slinxy]

Free sky TV for all...

 

[moon man]

Free sky TV for all...

Isn't that called a modded fire stick, then again that's not totally free, not that I do it

 

[Hawk Tuah]

I'd fix the effects of climate change by shifting the entire country back a month.

• Christmas is a month later when it's actually cold and snowy.
• Summer holidays happen when it's actually warm.
• Rugby season doesn't start while the ground is rock solid.

 

[Hawk Tuah]

Free sky TV for all...

You mean fix poverty for all?

 

[Stu999]

A hooker price cap, like they’ve done for the busses.

 

[Yaayuh!]

Re-nationalise public services/infrastructure / end PFI - railways, utilities, NHS, remove schools from MATs etc

My joke entry aside, this would be mine.