[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!

bloodiedathame · Thursday at 10:50

As Prime Minister, I will grant every person a free motorcycle of your choice, for anyone who wants one.

Ayahuasca · Thursday at 10:52

A paid for subscription to hurfdurf's OnlyFans.

Yaayuh! · Thursday at 10:52

Ban Crocs™

[FnG]magnolia · Thursday at 10:54

I'm watching Ayahusca watching OP and someone turn down the thermostat because I am straight up W Houston omg.

adam cool dude · Thursday at 10:55

Tax the rich.

Ayahuasca · Thursday at 10:57

[FnG]magnolia said:
I'm watching Ayahusca watching OP and someone turn down the thermostat because I am straight up W Houston omg.

I Wanna Dance with Somebody

HecFam · Thursday at 10:57

All toilet seats nationally will be changed to soft close, so I don't make big bang noise after tinkle thinking seat is soft close, when in fact is not soft close.

Dark Light · Thursday at 11:01

Ban all drugs, including alcohol and tabbaco, and enforce it through mass surveillance and AI.

Ayahuasca · Thursday at 11:03

Dark Light said:
Ban all drugs, including alcohol and tabbaco, and enforce it through mass surveillance and AI.

VRDoctor · Thursday at 11:05

Re-nationalise public services/infrastructure / end PFI - railways, utilities, NHS, remove schools from MATs etc

petridish · Thursday at 11:05

Ayahuasca said:

2 hours of mandatory [Fun] per day

Chuk_Chuk · Thursday at 11:06

No speed restrictions on motorways.

moon man · Thursday at 11:09

Get all the scroungers off benefits and make them do community service to pay it back
Edit for.the.fun.bit they can play the hunger games maybe, televised for our entertainment

Fluffybob · Thursday at 11:11

4 day week

slinxy · Thursday at 11:12

Free sky TV for all...

moon man · Thursday at 11:14

slinxy said:
Free sky TV for all...

Isn't that called a modded fire stick, then again that's not totally free, not that I do it

Bug One · Thursday at 11:16

I'd fix the effects of climate change by shifting the entire country back a month.

Christmas is a month later when it's actually cold and snowy.
Summer holidays happen when it's actually warm.
Rugby season doesn't start while the ground is rock solid.

Bug One · Thursday at 11:17

slinxy said:
Free sky TV for all...

You mean fix poverty for all?

Stu999 · Thursday at 11:17

A hooker price cap, like they’ve done for the busses.

Yaayuh! · Thursday at 11:30

VRDoctor said:
Re-nationalise public services/infrastructure / end PFI - railways, utilities, NHS, remove schools from MATs etc

My joke entry aside, this would be mine.