[Fun] You are PM, you have one pledge, it will be so... GO!

[dave28]

To develop a new world leading standard issue assault rifle for British troops, I might be needing one in the near future the way things are going

 

[ci_newman]

Classifying toe socks and pictures of toe socks as 18+ / pornographic material, forcing @Martynt74 to stop posting pictures of them on the forum.

 

[Stumble Bum]

Kick all the immigrants out.

 

[UTmaniac]

A minimum of 11 Bank Holiday days per year in all parts of the UK, with at least one summer one that is a long weekend (Sat-Mon inclusive).

 

[Efour]

I pledge to do the shake and vac and put the freshness back, Into Britain.

 

[Haggisman]

It is legal (and in fact encouraged) to hit moped chavs with your car.

This will have effect on your insurance premiums, and the state will cover any repair costs.

 

[petridish]

A hooker price cap, like they’ve done for the busses.

Is it £2 one way or return?

 

[potatolord]

Free beer for the working man.

The ladies can drive us back from the pub.

 

[Trifid]

I would make trains and buses free at the point of use. No one should be choosing to drive because the train fare is too expensive or flying via another country for a domestic journey.

 

[Dis86]

To develop a new world leading standard issue assault rifle for British troops, I might be needing one in the near future the way things are going

We've got one.

 

[BUDFORCE]

Treat the illegal immigrant boats as hostile attackers, and give them 3 warnings to turn around then unload machine guns.

It'll quickly put a stop to it.

 

[Martynt74]

Classifying toe socks and pictures of toe socks as 18+ / pornographic material, forcing @Martynt74 to stop posting pictures of them on the forum.

But then i could only post them in the 18+ secret sub toe sock forum and everyone would miss out

 

[MatsyLR]

But then i could only post them in the 18+ secret sub toe sock forum and everyone would miss out

Such a shame

 

[Whitewater]

Kick all the immigrants out.

This. We get loads of Scottish up here.

 

[Martynt74]

Is it £2 one way or return?

Does return mean they use a strap on with you afterwards and return the favour?

 

[imtoooldforthis]

Government funded resurrection of roast beef and mustard Brannigan’s

 

[stuie]

limit breeding to 2 per family and only if at least one adult is a working member of society with an iq greater than their shoe size.

Onlyfans should be a place to post pictures of airconditioning units, desk and ceiling fans

St George's day to be an english bank holiday, scrap one of those other pointless ones if needed like may day

 

[dave28]

We've got one.

looks like my pledge is already happening anyway with Project Greyburn, I guess they agree with my idea

UK initiates replacement of SA80 assault rifle in British army​

 

[BeeP]

This. We get loads of Scottish up here.

Yeah but only to make those Bob Geldof type charity appeal videos.

Make crisps illegal at work time lunch breaks, or bring back hanging for open mouth chewers.

 

[drakioned]

End leasehold