Gay Showers!!

Zefan · 9 May 2006 at 15:42

nands said:
generally spending more time naked than strictly necessary.

I hate these guys with a passion.

Scuzi · 9 May 2006 at 15:43

nands said:
My gym has cubicles, so a degree of provacy. Still get the odd bloke 'drying' himself for drawn out periods and generally spending more time naked than strictly necessary.

There's always a guy who dries himself vigorously and quickly but takes longer than he should. He always spends a long time furiously rubbing his bits dry, usually with his tongue partially sticking out of his mouth. There's one of these guys in every gym changing room and their exhibitionist style really gets on my ****.

Raymond Lin · 9 May 2006 at 15:43

shouldn't you takes this as a compliment? It's not like he's asking you to pick up his soap. If he chat you up, just tell him you are not interested.

VeNT · 9 May 2006 at 15:44

nands said:
My gym has cubicles, so a degree of provacy. Still get the odd bloke 'drying' himself for drawn out periods and generally spending more time naked than strictly necessary.

AHHH
I HATE THEM!
i think they grow from mold behind the lockers as they appear in every gym

stoofa · 9 May 2006 at 15:44

Admiral Huddy said:
I don't care if this is IPC but i just came back from the gym in a right rage..

Some bloke down the gym who I know is gay, was eyeing me up in the shower and raised his eyebrows at me (before you say anything i didn't notice if anything else was) and grinned.. Now he could see all my fruit and veg which I know ain't that much nowdays but I think this is wrong..

As far as I'm concerend, i'm like his opposite right? Well I'm not allowed to go into the ladies showers and give them an eyefull. That would be wrong but its ok for a gay bloke to solicit in the men changing room .. I think not..

In my days, he would have walked the plank with a little prod!!... but not my plank or prod - thank you.

I feel violated!!

Grrr

Yer - this guy was "gaying you up" in the showers man.
You want to be careful because if you'd spent any longer in there you might have come out gay yourself - it is catching you know.
*Good Grief*

Admiral Huddy · 9 May 2006 at 15:45

wiiija said:
...I would have been happy in the knowledge he had no chance

one way of looking at it i suppose!

edit - the situation that is!!

Adz · 9 May 2006 at 15:46

Raymond Lin said:
shouldn't you takes this as a compliment? It's not like he's asking you to pick up his soap. If he chat you up, just tell him you are not interested.

That's what I was thinking but then I don't get much attention from either sex so I guess I'd be grateful for it, wherever/whoever it's from!

Zip · 9 May 2006 at 15:48

Should have asked him if he called wash your back tbh

We have had teachers get nude in the change rooms when we went to the pool for PE lessens :eek:

They didnt care who was around, just got every thing out and started rubbing and scrubbing :eek:

Can i claim anything for psychological trauma?

Arcade Fire · 9 May 2006 at 15:50

I don't really see why a gay bloke looking at your todger is much worse than a straight bloke looking at it, but I can understand that it's a different situution entirely when raised eyebrows and smiles are involved.

Nevertheless, I think that it's a minor problem when compared to the problem of naked fat men in the changing rooms. God invented clothes for a reason, and that reason was to cover the bodies of naked fat men.

VeNT · 9 May 2006 at 15:50

Zip said:
Should have asked him if he called wash your back tbh

We have had teachers get nude in the change rooms when we went to the pool for PE lessens
They didnt care who was around, just got every thing out and started rubbing and scrubbing

Can i claim anything for psychological trauma?

dude, how much trauma was caused by that? surly something ELSE aswell made you the way you are!

Zip · 9 May 2006 at 15:52

VeNT said:
dude, how much trauma was caused by that? surly something ELSE aswell made you the way you are!

What do you think im gay :confused:

If you do then you are wrong.

And a solution to this situation your in huddy is to shower in shorts

VeNT · 9 May 2006 at 15:54

Zip said:
What do you think im gay
If you do then you are wrong.

And a solution to this situation your in huddy is to shower in shorts

nope didn't mean gay, was insinuating that you where a few screw short of a shed.

asim · 9 May 2006 at 15:56

Stop showering at the gym.

I'm not into grown men walking around baring all in a locker room. Wanna be naked, do it in your house. There is no excuse for not wearing a towel or something like that.

Zip · 9 May 2006 at 15:56

VeNT said:
nope didn't mean gay, was insinuating that you where a few screw short of a shed.

Nope, ive got all my screws

Its just not a nice thing to see your teachers dangly bits out in the open.
When they started the whole change room just cleard out

Zip · 9 May 2006 at 15:57

asim said:
Stop showering at the gym.

I'm not into grown men walking around baring all in a locker room. Wanna be naked, do it in your house. There is no excuse for not wearing a towel or something like that.

Agreed

Vonhelmet · 9 May 2006 at 15:57

This just in: Gay people can look at you when you have your clothes on as well! Or when you're in nothing but your swimming trunks! HEAD FOR THE HILLS! BRING A SHOTGUN IN CASE THEY FOLLOW YOU!

VeNT · 9 May 2006 at 15:58

Zip said:
Nope, ive got all my screws

Its just not a nice thing to see your teachers dangly bits out in the open.
When they started the whole change room just cleard out

could have been worse, our FEMALE teacher was about 20st (lardy middle age munter) and used to come into the mens chaning rooms when we where showering and flick us with a towel she had!
eventualy it got too much and too often having her standing there laughing while she flicked people with her towel (naked people and I guess I don't need to say where) that we went to the headmaster and she suddenly had to leave.

Zip · 9 May 2006 at 16:00

VeNT said:
could have been worse, our FEMALE teacher was about 20st (lardy middle age munter) and used to come into the mens chaning rooms when we where showering and flick us with a towel she had!
eventualy it got too much and too often having her standing there laughing while she flicked people with her towel (naked people and I guess I don't need to say where) that we went to the headmaster and she suddenly had to leave.

She was probably getting her jollys off thinking about that later in the night

Sul · 9 May 2006 at 16:01

Admiral Huddy said:
I don't care if this is IPC but i just came back from the gym in a right rage..

Some bloke down the gym who I know is gay, was eyeing me up in the shower and raised his eyebrows at me (before you say anything i didn't notice if anything else was) and grinned.. Now he could see all my fruit and veg which I know ain't that much nowdays but I think this is wrong..

As far as I'm concerend, i'm like his opposite right? Well I'm not allowed to go into the ladies showers and give them an eyefull. That would be wrong but its ok for a gay bloke to solicit in the men changing room .. I think not..

In my days, he would have walked the plank with a little prod!!... but not my plank or prod - thank you.

I feel violated!!

Grrr

Meh.. take it as a compliment.. and don't be so insecure with your sexuality! I don't think he was gonna pounce on your was he?

nands · 9 May 2006 at 16:01

I heard of a gay only gym somewhere near where I live, very popular place by all accounts.