Soldato
My front door/porch sticks out from the rest of the house so that there is a small sloped roof above the door before it meets the main house's exterior wall. Hermes (before they became Evri) once chucked a parcel onto that roof, but the calling card the driver put through my door was "in the porch". IN the porch. As in, IN, not above the porch. So I was looking around all of the usual places for it like the bins, behind the shed, under the garden table and so on. 90 minutes later, I was far away enough from the house that I could now see the small parcel sitting on the roof above my door and I had to use a step ladder to get it down