A few years I was doing some electrical tests for a private landlord in occupied student properties, had two to do in the day as I was finishing the first one I knew I needed to use the Loo, but I knew it was going to smell fowl, and you know the type of place, small bathroom, probably no fan and I thought it wouldn't be very professional of me to stink out someone elses house... anyway got to the second one and things increase a bit, tempted to ask to use the loo now, but its the house share of a few student lasses, I cant leave a stench that would be bad for a building site cabin there, so get the job done as quick as I can and leave, its getting really desperate now.... I think, can I make it back to the office, realise the wholesaler is on the way back, call in there, rush in, WC is available, do what I need to do, Book out some batteries for the test kit (thats my excuse for comming in) and head back out to the office. Apparently one member of staff walked past the toilet door after he had known that I was last to use it and remarked to someone as to that I might be quite ill... and then later told a colleague of mine to pass it on that I was banned from their toilet