Girl Help.

Kearney_1988 · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:02

Robbie G said:
Don't forget to slap her titties around some.

motorboat?

Kainz · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:04

Ask her if she watches Big Brother.

Cambofrog · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:07

Kainz said:
Ask her if she watches Big Brother.

This is getting too perverted now.

5punk3monk3y · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:17

bake her a pie

waso_dude · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:23

ask her if she'd like to see where your willy goes?

Fido McNasty · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:27

Offer her your last Rolo.

But don't say a word until she says 'thanks'. If she doesn't say thanks and smile, then, and only then smash it in the pasty.

riddler · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:29

Start saying "Hi" instead of just smiling, start a crap conversation on some belonging she has..."Ooooh nice iPod, what you listening too?" Take it from there.

Kobrakai · 14 Jul 2009 at 21:33

Offer her a pastie...

rsatd · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:29

InvaderGIR said:
Hi there, ASL?

Hi there, 15/f/where ever you are, I like football too, want to meet up and play some in my dunge....backyard? :confused:

Kerplunk · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:32

waso_dude said:
ask her if she'd like to see where your willy goes?

Ask her if she would like to see her own vagina?

HAHA

GarethDW · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:32

Aero said:
I've noticed you around. I find you very attractive. Will you go to bed with me?

Hahaha, not heard that in years. Touch & Go....?

Soulja · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:40

Grab one of her breats, and if she doesn't like it just move on to another victim.

GarethDW · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:43

Tell her you've got a knife in your bag and that she should remain very quiet.

leaskovski · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:44

Stand forth young paddwanni, and rip you dongle from you kecks, and proceed to beat in a forward motion across her top lip whilst shouting 'cor blimy guvna, motha was right'.

P_A_N_I_C · 14 Jul 2009 at 22:54

nothing breaks the ice like a dirty sanchez

benneh · 14 Jul 2009 at 23:42

Dear me.

willy · 14 Jul 2009 at 23:43

waso_dude said:
ask her if she'd like to see where your willy goes?

Molemanmus · 14 Jul 2009 at 23:48

Soulja said:
Grab one of her breats, and if she doesn't like it just move on to another victim.

This genuinely made me spit water out everywhere!

This thread is epic!

V4NT0M · 14 Jul 2009 at 23:49

Send her a wink

Missing.String · 14 Jul 2009 at 23:51

If you can't say anything, just give her the URL of this thread.

If she's worth it, she'll understand.