Girl Help.

[mjones1]

tomorrow i suggest following her so u can get on the same bus. then sit on the seat behind her and breathe heavily down her neck.

It's more of a guess since she goes a different school, i think she might think it's a tad bit creepy .

 

[Deleted member 651465]

ASL PLZ.

14/Male/Birmingham.
But what should i talk to her about?

*WHOOSH!!*

 

[matt_fsr]

*WHOOSH!!*

LOL - Hadn't noticed that before, well spotted EVH

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Kill her.

LMAO!!!

Some very funny posts in this thread but this really made me LOL (as in, I actually laughed out loud in the office)

 

[tuffty747]

Facepalm.jpg

Definitely i am disappointed we're gonna have to wait another WHOLE day before we get an update, and school is almost up, what've you got, like 3 more trips to/from school left? The tension rises...

However this thread does deliver lots!

 

[mcast123]

Sadly i caught the first bus and she wasn't on there, will wait till the later bus tomorrow.

It is now your duty to keep us informed, and don't listen to the people on this board, they have such bad advice.

Go watch "Silence of the lambs", re-enact the Miggs scene where Starling first meet Lecter. Stare at her, then say "I can smell your ****" and throw your stuff at her.

 

[topgun06]

Owwwwww shame All that build up...

Better luck 2moz.

 

[Kerplunk]

Offer her a chocolate finger, then stick your finger up her bum

 

[Knubje]

Sadly i caught the first bus and she wasn't on there, will wait till the later bus tomorrow.

1/10 for stalker effort, and after all the sound advice you received in this thread too?!

Poor...

Good luck tomorrow!

 

[Participant]

Offer her a chocolate finger, then stick your finger up her bum

Muhaha!

Or give her the old 'do you want to smell strawberries', and put your previously poo-contaminated finger under her nose.

Oh to be 14 again. Or was that 7?

 

[denyerec]

LOL @ Barrel roll

 

[~J~]

Muhaha!

Or give her the old 'do you want to smell strawberries', and put your previously poo-contaminated finger under her nose.

Oh to be 14 again. Or was that 7?

How does that work then? Is it like a kinda reference to fertilizer and strawberries?

 

[Deleted member 651465]

This. If she's dead, then technically it isn't rape.

Necrophilia.

Brought to you by the kind lovers at OcUK.

 

[Viper²]

Bottled it didn't you.

 

[Buffman]

Bottled it didn't you.

Good idea, this would be the best form of transport for the chloroform.

 

[Participant]

How does that work then? Is it like a kinda reference to fertilizer and strawberries?

No, slightly less deep than that.

You rub your finger in the general vicinity of your bumhole, then inform your unsuspecting victim that in fact it smells of strawberries. I've seen people puke after this!

 

[~J~]

No, slightly less deep than that.

You rub your finger in the general vicinity of your bumhole, then inform your unsuspecting victim that in fact it smells of strawberries. I've seen people puke after this!

Ahhhhh!!! Get ya!

 

[Ma'am]

Aww, he's only a bairn!
OP, just say hi to her and ask if she's had a nice day?

 

[nex20]

Aww, he's only a bairn!
OP, just say hi to her and ask if she's had a nice day?

On the bus on the way to school?

 

[Ma'am]

On the bus on the way to school?

He said he sees her on the bus on the way home from school....