go on then... mock me, I deserve it

woodsy2k said:
LOL!

Say something like...
Owwwww riiiiight, Hey you ladies ever been penetrated?

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Thats a tough break man. But it happens i guess. Ask for a viewing?
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Technically aren't all homogaygirls virgins? :p
 
ask if she wants to try stuff out anyway? say "hey! once youve had a piece o' me there aint no turning back!"
 
Neon said:
ask if she wants to try stuff out anyway? say "hey! once youve had a piece o' me there aint no turning back!"
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Once you've had some sack you aint going back.





*runs*
 
This one is currently in a relationship with another girl apparently.

Oh well.

But she kissed me and I liked it.

I only found out when someone said "you know shes a lesbian" and then later I happened to mention to someone else who knew her from school confirmed it. :(

Oh well, I can laugh about it now I s'pose

And no, there were no Dungarees, tattoos or pipes and she hasnt got short hair and gruff voice either!
 
Dude.....

Mention 'Menage a trois' and see if her and her girlfriend are up for it. I'll drive to wherever you live and shake your hand if you pull it off :D
 
Is she a butch lesbian? or a fit young lady who might just be fronting?

My guess is that if its a butch one, wtf are you doing! and if shes a fine young specimen, shes prob just saying that to see what you will say.

Either way, i say again, book a viewing :D

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Scuzi said:
Mention 'Menage a trois' and see if her and her girlfriend are up for it. I'll drive to wherever you live and shake your hand if you pull it off
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Amen
 
mejinks said:
This one is currently in a relationship with another girl apparently.

Oh well.

But she kissed me and I liked it.

I only found out when someone said "you know shes a lesbian" and then later I happened to mention to someone else who knew her from school confirmed it. :(

Oh well, I can laugh about it now I s'pose

And no, there were no Dungarees, tattoos or pipes and she hasnt got short hair and gruff voice either!
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if she kissed you, she may actually be bi mate :>

SCORE. Ive done stuff with lesbians before, they rock :D

(emphasis on the S on lesbians, much more fun when there's two of them at the same time ;))

Tom.
 
rG-tom said:
if she kissed you, she may actually be bi mate :>

SCORE. Ive done stuff with lesbians before, they rock :D

(emphasis on the S on lesbians, much more fun when there's two of them at the same time ;))

Tom.
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:eek: :eek: :eek:

*Bows down*

You are the better man.
 
Scuzi said:
Dude.....

Mention 'Menage a trois' and see if her and her girlfriend are up for it. I'll drive to wherever you live and shake your hand if you pull it off :D
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Pull what off exactly? :D

Actually, that may be my next plan of action. Being a lesbian would she see men as little more than slaves? If her GF is the one im thinking of, I'd cut my legs off with a spoon to spend the night with her!

I can see the conversation unfolding now:

ME: So u fancy coming over for a party on Saturday?
HER: Yeah, ok
ME: Bring anyone you like and you can treat me like a slave
HER: O RLY, what like wash my clothes and hoover my house?
ME: Not that kind of slave really, but whatever
HER: So you want to be abused by me and <insert gf name here>
ME: Yup, pretty much whatever you want
HER: You got plastic sheeting?

BTW she hasn't told me she is a lesbian, just many mates have.
 
In my experience "lesbian" and "bisexual" are far too easily confused.

The fact she kissed you (assuming it wasnt a peck on the cheek here) indicates that she is more than likely the latter.

Honestly, the number of bona-fide lesbians I have met is quite limited. Rampant bisexual women though are ten-a-penny :)
 
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