go on then... mock me, I deserve it

Sic said:
watch it. Stat. my favourite, is that one.

to Mr OP.

benneh from these here forums told me about a friend of his, he met a really nice girl in a bar, took her home and they started getting bizzay...benneh's friend finds out that his new friend is actually a dude.
















and carries on anyway. moral of this story? turn anyone round and they're a woman. also, there's always someone worse off than your good self.

wow, nevermind...sounds like there's a fair few people worse off than you! good going!

im leaving that story there because it's a good story :p


Moral of that story is "Finish what you start" or "I've started so I'll finish"
 
mejinks said:
UPDATE: Well, it turns out she isn't a lesbian, but bi-curious. She has lead a very fruity lifestyle and wants to settle down with a nice guy (like me!)

Well played son, well played ;)

Ive done plenty of things with bi women and its fun fun FUN:D but sadly i dont partake in any of those sort of activities as im pretty much settled down with my current gf. Although a few weeks ago i had an invite from an ex of mine who said she fancied a 3sum with me and her mate....and by golly her mate is fit FIT!!!....sadly i turned it down as i cant cheat on my gf at the mo....damn it sucks being attached:(:p
 
In all seriousness, the one thing I've learned is not to listen to others. If you want information, you ask the person concerned directly. You might be surprised.

I've known this girl for about 3 months, so we certainly are in the comfortable zone as far as relationships go, I was just a bit apprehensive about asking directly because it seems a bit strange and Im not a forward kind of guy (she is. Forward that is not a guy).

Anyway, if after the weekend she still feels the same about me we may become an item. :D

Im in the mood for experimenting so vatch dis space!

"Its only kinky the first time you do it"
 
mmmm, vodka jelly hic!
48 cans of stella
60 samosas

This could be quite a party if there more than three of us. :D
 
Feel for you matey, I've done that before, twice and it was on the same night :eek: had to double check what sort of pub I was in, although I managed to convert one of them for like 5 minutes ;) .
 
I don't think any of the last 3 posters have read the thread. Let me just clarify the situation.



HE'S GOING TO SCORE WITH TWO BI-CURIOUS CHICKS!
 
Scuzi said:
I don't think any of the last 3 posters have read the thread. Let me just clarify the situation.



HE'S GOING TO SCORE WITH TWO BI-CURIOUS CHICKS!


Rofflecopters :D:D
 
Scuzi said:
I don't think any of the last 3 posters have read the thread. Let me just clarify the situation.



HE'S HOPING TO SCORE WITH TWO BI-CURIOUS CHICKS!
Fixed to how I see things ;)
I read it, hence the comment. Bet nothing comes of it all. ;)
 
Scuzi said:
I don't think any of the last 3 posters have read the thread. Let me just clarify the situation.



HE'S GOING TO SCORE WITH TWO BI-CURIOUS CHICKS!

I read it. But i had a need to shoehorn in my favourite lesbian saying.....
 
mejinks said:
Long story cut short:

got talking to girl, share common interests, talk a lot and started to get quite attatched.

Felt this could go somewhere

Shes a lesbian!

Mock you for what? Certainly not the events in the post, maybe the mocking should be for the desperate "look at me" nature of this topic.
 
rG-tom said:
if she kissed you, she may actually be bi mate :>

Not to mention a cheating hussy :p


rG-tom said:
SCORE. Ive done stuff with lesbians before, they rock :D

(emphasis on the S on lesbians, much more fun when there's two of them at the same time ;))

Really? Seems to me they don't actually have a clue as to what they're doing :/

Ant :cool:
 
UPDATE: Well, they've gone home and I can get some rest. I have a face splitting smile and as it happens, I think I could get very comfy doing this every week.

To think I wasnt going to bother too!
 
mejinks said:
UPDATE: Well, they've gone home and I can get some rest. I have a face splitting smile and as it happens, I think I could get very comfy doing this every week.

To think I wasnt going to bother too!


You're just rubbing it in now aren't you ? :mad:

:D
 
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