go on then... mock me, I deserve it

rG-tom said:
oh yea, just realised....2nd page and no one has said it!


TTIUWP (of both girls ;))

Tom.
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Pfft, 2nd page? Only from your post so far :p

(and of course mine now)
 
DRZ said:
In my experience "lesbian" and "bisexual" are far too easily confused.

The fact she kissed you (assuming it wasnt a peck on the cheek here) indicates that she is more than likely the latter.

Honestly, the number of bona-fide lesbians I have met is quite limited. Rampant bisexual women though are ten-a-penny :)
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The only lesbians I have met are butch nasty pieces of work who really hate men, so Im inclined to side with your point of view.

Hey whats the worst that could happen? She lives a long way away and getting to rehersal for her acting is taking a toll on her, so as she has three practices this week, I'll ask if she wants to stay at mine for a bit.
 
mejinks said:
The only lesbians I have met are butch nasty pieces of work who really hate men, so Im inclined to side with your point of view.

Hey whats the worst that could happen? She lives a long way away and getting to rehersal for her acting is taking a toll on her, so as she has three practices this week, I'll ask if she wants to stay at mine for a bit.
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Give it to her. You want it, she probably wants it - its all good :D

Report back, with photos (as long as you arent in them ;) :p)
 
DRZ said:
Give it to her. You want it, she probably wants it - its all good :D

Report back, with photos (as long as you arent in them ;) :p)
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Before I get too far into something I cant get out of, Im remembering back to what happened on valentines day....
 
Banky: Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?

Holden: Yeah.

Banky: Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as ****, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

Holden: What is this supposed to prove?

Banky: No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

Holden: The man-hating dyke.

Banky: Good. Why?

Holden: I don't know.

Banky: Because the other three are figments of your ****ing imagination!
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mejinks said:
Well, I don't like to brag, but it does make me light headed occasionally.... ;)
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Yeah, right. Next meet we are both at I want proof positive.

Mohinder - Kevin Smith for the win, though Chasing Amy was perhaps the weaker of the 5.
 
Here is a thought that just crossed my mind that I found vaguely amusing:

"If you suspect a girl is a lesbian and you are too scared to ask her, she probably is" :p
 
Maybe you're just effeminate enough to sneak under her gadar :p

Give it a shot you've got nothing to lose *


*Does not include money, pride, social standing and testicles.
 
seems to be girls = lesbian when not willing to give any to a certain guy, but are actually bi when their giving ;)
 
Mohinder said:
Everyone seems to think that, I'm pretty sure it's my favourite though. I think I'm a bit odd.
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Most people are put off by the theme and the frequency of bad language. Beyond that it's excellent. The only bit I don't like is when Joey Lauren Adams is screaming in the car park - does my head in!

Nix said:
Technically aren't all homogaygirls virgins? :p
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Chasing Amy will answer that one for you too. ;)
 
UPDATE: Well, it turns out she isn't a lesbian, but bi-curious. She has lead a very fruity lifestyle and wants to settle down with a nice guy (like me!)

Jokingly I mentioned Menage a trois and she said "sounds good to me, when?" :eek:

Had a bit of a sneak preview last night!

So anyway, the dirty deed will be done this weekend! I've got Saturday off especially, now to Tesco for some paint and bin liners and Halfords for some axle grease :D

Oh yeah, pictures will be taken, but Im not posting them up here. If you really want to see nekkid pics of me, you'll have to come to my house, which by the way mr Scuzi is in Cardiff. I will be waiting to shake your hand on Sunday if I have the energy :D :D
 
You sir are a legend. I will gladly drive to Cardiff to shake your hand if I can have a crack at your two ladies
 
Treefrog said:
Mine too :) Although I haven't seen Clerks yet.
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watch it. Stat. my favourite, is that one.

to Mr OP.

benneh from these here forums told me about a friend of his, he met a really nice girl in a bar, took her home and they started getting bizzay...benneh's friend finds out that his new friend is actually a dude.
















and carries on anyway. moral of this story? turn anyone round and they're a woman. also, there's always someone worse off than your good self.

wow, nevermind...sounds like there's a fair few people worse off than you! good going!

im leaving that story there because it's a good story :p
 
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