Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread ** spoilers ** [15th May 2016]

[robfosters]

 

[Shamikebab]

Have we had 19 shots in the last month?

Why not try some of the youngsters? Why stick with the same crappy football? Why hasn't this muppet been sacked yet

 

[Trusty]

If you win though, do you still get Europa?

 

[fez]

Another game where the opposition have barely a sniff of the ball and still carve out the better chances.

 

[Shamikebab]

If there ever was a shot that has summed up LvG's reign:

 

[Shamikebab]

And another thing to sum it up, Martial carrying us. Can't wait for the Rooney headlines. Nice stepover by Rashford too

 

[Robbo]

18 to go! Brilliant, etc.

 

[Calpol]

Its amazing how consistently we have performed this season. This could be any one of about 90% of our games this year. Possession going nowhere. Passing backwards when you are faced with the slightest pressure. Losing the ball or an attack petering out when we get into the final quarter because the opposition have 10 men behind the ball. Looking like we might struggle to defend any attack an opponent manages to cobble together.

Classic stuff Louis.

I was thinking that too. Tune in every match expecting to see something to cheer and it never arrives.

Christ this is awful.

Totally agree. Again.

Have we had 19 shots in the last month?

Why not try some of the youngsters? Why stick with the same crappy football? Why hasn't this muppet been sacked yet

I can't see what is gained by playing Lingard ahead of say Januzaj. Lingard is incredibly average, he has moderate pace, no trick and can't cross or shoot and he always comes inside to get in the way Adnan can't be a worse option.

 

[fez]

I think Januzaj is injured atm. The rout has started though. I almost thought that this might be a comical 6-0 victory or something just to worry us that LvG won't be sacked. We aren't even capable of freak results these days though.

 

[Calpol]

Prepare for Louis to shore it up now. Expect a full back sub at halftime and then Jones on for Rooney.

 

[fez]

lol, you're crazy. Rooney doesn't come off. Expect him to run Martial into the ground whilst subbing off anyone who might support his attacking.

 

[Shamikebab]

Then in the 87th minute he'll bring Depay on, because that will help him.

 

[Shamikebab]

Clear penalty to me

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

God that first half was some of the most boring play I've seen.

 

[Shamikebab]

Carrick forgot which way sidewards was for a second

 

[Robbo]

Hell of a strike by... Valencia

 

[bayo000]

That's the best thing I've seen Valencia do all season

 

[fez]

Valencia is such a strange player. 1 in every 100 things he does will be brilliant and then he will revert back to being **** straight away. He will ghost past a defender like he wasn't there and then he won't try and beat a man for the rest of the game.

 

[Psycho Ned]

Bit more like it this second half, lot more attacking.

 

[Rybo89]

Fans going for world record of the barmy army song? Been doing it since half time non stop.