Greenlizard0 Weekend Football Thread ** spoilers ** [9th - 11th May 2015]

[Psycho Ned]

WTF was the keeper doing there?! Kamikaze into his center back taking them both down lol!

 

[Azza]

Those United fans... deary me.

 

[Shamikebab]

What would you call it then? There's obviously various degrees of force but a kick is a kick, isn't it?

Not really no. Sometimes 2 players come in to contact as they move about a football pitch. The players has felt/left his foot in for the contact and done a full starfish.

Young seems to have finally woken up in the last 5 mins, not sure where he's been.

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

I still like Falcao, his movement, energy and awareness is great, the problem is he has no one in midfield who can create anything of use for him.

 

[fez]

Hoof it to Fellaini tactic is working lads, don't worry.

Huh, that is what we call a cross in football...

 

[Shamikebab]

I still like Falcao, his movement, energy and awareness is great, the problem is he has no one in midfield who can create anything of use for him.

Yep, unless you count vague crosses from Valencia and Young we just do absolutely nothing for the striker.

 

[Shamikebab]

'Good defending from Jonny Evans' Evans then proceeds to give the ball straight to Zaha.

 

[Purdy]

Those United fans... deary me.

deprived of oxygen at birth yo

 

[NeedAUsername]

I'd love if we could park the bus like Chelsea. Boring but super effective.

 

[fez]

I still like Falcao, his movement, energy and awareness is great, the problem is he has no one in midfield who can create anything of use for him.

80% of his game is good and regardless of his lack of goals I never feel that he isn't giving his all. I think with the right team behind him he would get back to his best. He is our "the game is lost" or "we have got a clue what we are doing this game" player.

Are we putting McNair on to defend our lead. If so, thats embarrassing.

 

[Shamikebab]

That tackle by Valencia

 

[Shamikebab]

Is Smalling injured?

 

[Lord-Jaffa]

Is Smalling injured?

You seem surprised

 

[FrankJH]

Are we putting McNair on to defend our lead. If so, thats embarrassing.

No choice with Smalling struggling (and no left full back available without losing out in midfield)


Smalling injured again......

 

[fez]

Is Chamakh losing his hair but keeping it long? It looks horrendous

 

[Somnambulist]

Is Chamakh losing his hair but keeping it long? It looks horrendous

Denial till the last strand dies - he'll probably go for the comb-over next.

 

[fez]

Falcao so selfless considering his lack of goals. I almost want to keep him.

 

[shipinabottle]

Rather keep Falcao than RVP.

So much deadwood in this squad. No top team would have Fellaini, smelling, jones, Evans, Valencia, or young anywhere near their squad. And that's just those on the pitch. It's awful to look at teams of the past and see this dross play week in week out.

 

[fez]

We pretty much have CL now but LvG has not convinced me massively this season at all.

 

[Psycho Ned]

Champions League pretty much wrapped up for United, Liverpool need to win all 3 of their games to have a chance.