Shouldn't that be...
"Alright my lovelies"
"Enjoy the scrumpy"
*sits down on loud whoopee cushion
<insert pasty joke here>You joke, but I’m marrying into a Cornish family
User name checks out.I'm pretty confident I forgot to thank anyone and just did a stand-up set about my life....
You joke, but I’m marrying into a Cornish family
What's cornish folk famous for? pasties and tin?You joke, but I’m marrying into a Cornish family
What's cornish folk famous for? pasties and tin?
883 words at the moment. Too many? Too little?
Base it on how long it takes you read it out loud at the right pace (no rushing).
Far too long for the Groom. Thirty seconds, job done.6-7 minutes, ish.
Far too long for the Groom. Thirty seconds, job done.
6-7 minutes, ish.