Guy microwaves his cat...

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:16

Zefan said:
Easy isn't it? You just imagine it.

Does a tiger fit in a microwave? No.

Does a baby fit in a microwave? Yes!

Would need to be a rather large microwave for a tiger

Like the one in Kick Ass

Zefan · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:16

Tummy said:
I was trying to think from the point of guy who was doing this, maybe the cat was cold, needed warming up?

It could have at least got comfy in a decent sized oven?

I find your post shocking to say the least - you used "of" where you should have used "have".

manbearpig · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:17

He should be killed, glad the cat is OK now though.

^TANK^ · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:17

Zefan said:
Easy isn't it? You just imagine it.

Does a tiger fit in a microwave? No.

Does a baby fit in a microwave? Yes!

In my opinion a baby wouldn't fit, a new born baby maybe.

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:17

Zefan said:
I find your post shocking to say the least - you used "of" where you should have used "have".

My sincerest apologies Zefan, I'll double check for grammar more often.

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:18

^TANK^ said:
In my opinion a baby wouldn't fit, a new born baby maybe.

Are we talking toddler size baby? or like, just a bit bigger then newborn baby?

^TANK^ · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:19

Tummy said:
I was trying to think from the point of guy who was doing this, maybe the cat was cold, needed warming up?

It could have at least got comfy in a decent sized oven?

Oh Tummy please don't be a t i t head

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^TANK^ · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:20

Tummy said:
Are we talking toddler size baby? or like, just a bit bigger then newborn baby?

Crawling age I was thinking.

Aod · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:20

^TANK^ said:
Oh Tummy please don't be a t i t head .

the temptation to earn a nice little OcUK holiday is strong. i shall resist by going and hugging my cat extra nicely.

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:20

Well they can be pretty big, are we going by like a national average size / weight for a baby?

^TANK^ · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:22

Aod said:
the temptation to earn a nice little OcUK holiday is strong. i shall resist by going and hugging my cat extra nicely.

If that is classed as a personal attack then the majority of this forum should be on lock down

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Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:23

"Tummy don't be a female breast"

GreatAuk · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:24

Zefan said:
And that it was probably more than 5 seconds!

Yes I suppose it must have been if it was hot to the touch etc... So it seems that Mr Stacey has almost certainly lied to the court, and should face more jail time. What we really need is data on symptoms exhibited by cats after certain time periods in certain power microwaves, but gaining this data might be somewhat controversial.

Lightnix · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:24

Tummy said:
Well they can be pretty big, are we going by like a national average size / weight for a baby?

I do not think your posts are coming across as hilariously as you think they are.

xBLiNG · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:25

What a scum bag.

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:27

Zefan said:
And that it was probably more than 5 seconds!

To be fair, I doubt very much that the cat was "only" in for five seconds with it being on. I suppose it will probably be quite easily to prove in court though.

Robbo · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:31

Lightnix said:
I do not think your posts are coming across as hilariously as you think they are.

Indeed.

Tummy · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:32

I think it's probably because I'm in the minority of people who aren't offended by this?

Guy seems to have sorted some parts of his life out too, He's stopped drinking at least and the cat is okay? Happy ending.

Robbo · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:33

Tummy said:
I think it's probably because I'm in the minority of people who aren't offended by this?

Guy seems to have sorted some parts of his life out too, He's stopped drinking at least and the cat is okay? Happy ending.

I... just... never mind.

Come back to this tomorrow.

LeJosh · 30 Aug 2011 at 01:35

Tummy said:
I think it's probably because I'm in the minority of people who aren't offended by this?

Guy seems to have sorted some parts of his life out too, He's stopped drinking at least and the cat is okay? Happy ending.

lulwut?

So cat scratches guy, he then decides to microwave it...

Do you not see the issue here?