Had the most epic night last night...

[J.D.C] · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:55

Especially the strippers bit. The most pathetic **** a man could ever do.

I've been to a strip-club once in my life (although I'm only 22 - for context) and I've never felt so shady in all my days.

Pestilence · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:56

Unless you were doing coke off some stripper's back while tag-teaming with Charlie Sheen, well -- we're not impressed.

Participant · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:57

Heatsinked said:
Shoreditch? Sounds like a Fallout 3 location...

Looks like one too, especially Brick Lane.

Nitefly · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:59

Sounds fun from here - more info needed

Lysander · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:59

So basically you took your contractor pay, went to a Strip Club in Shoreditch [Browns?] and got smashed on vodka.

Well ****ing done.

ProOrWhat · 7 Jan 2011 at 14:59

This is bragging right.

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:01

that means nothing pro. your bragging is boring anyway, no rolls of 50's or gold bullion in shot.

DAnDan · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:03

Lysander said:
So basically you took your contractor pay, went to a Strip Club in Shoreditch [Browns?] and got smashed on vodka.

Well ****ing done.

ProOrWhat · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:04

Morba said:
that means nothing pro. your bragging is boring anyway, no rolls of 50's or gold bullion in shot.

Sorry to disappoint.

Sp00n · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:04

Strippers? I prefer women I don't have to pay for kthnx

Morba · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:05

Sp00n said:
Strippers? I prefer women I don't have to pay for kthnx

I know centurion on here is only ickle, but you keep him in your pocket?!

mrk · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:05

A contractor of bad aids, surely.

'Wes · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:06

Strip Clubs are for males who are inept at getting a woman, if you do have a woman, you've hit a whole new low.

Pate · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:09

^

This.

Thread fail to be honest.

Sp00n · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:10

Morba said:
I know centurion on here is only ickle, but you keep him in your pocket?!

Oh yea, keeps him nice and cosey

LordSplodge · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:14

PianoBasher said:
"A private dance is like hiring a bike and being told you can't ride it."

Sounds like a perfect analogy only most bikes don't have crappy fake boobies.

ProOrWhat said:
This is bragging right.

Ohh you have a bank card. *swoons* One day I dream of owning my own bank card.

Cosimo · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:15

ProOrWhat said:
This is bragging right.[/QUOTE]

No a pocket full of 500 Euro notes is.

ProOrWhat · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:23

simulatorman said:
No a pocket full of 500 Euro notes is.

And that wouldn't even pass the minimum requirement to private banking.

contracteur · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:23

ProOrWhat said:
This is bragging right.

Not when you have to post about it more than once, really.

No really.

Will Gill · 7 Jan 2011 at 15:27

ProOrWhat said:
This is bragging right.

I have them too, nothing special to be fair

Coutts world card, now I'm listening