Help me out! Good jokes needed

cymatty · 10 May 2006 at 13:12

You know you need a new car when your current car is older than you.
You know you need a new car when a full tank of fuel is worth 5x your cars value

Lashout_UK · 10 May 2006 at 13:16

...when it's worth more as scrap than it is as a car

AndrewP · 10 May 2006 at 13:16

You know you need a new car when you keep running over a poor guy with a red flag.

siztenboots · 10 May 2006 at 13:50

You know you need a new car when your thread in OcUK motors is over 10 pages trying to justify the purchase

Enfield · 10 May 2006 at 13:56

You know you need a new car when you're topping up with oil more often than petrol.

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 13:59

You know you need a new car when its more economical to buy a new car than 4 new tyres.

kitten_caboodle · 10 May 2006 at 14:08

paradigm said:
You know you need a new car when its more economical to buy a new car than 4 new tyres.

lol!! that's one of the favourites so far!! Keep 'em coming and thanks!

Beepcake · 10 May 2006 at 14:10

You know you need a new car when running out of petrol is a write off.

cymatty · 10 May 2006 at 14:40

you know you need a new car when penski likes yours.

Confused · 10 May 2006 at 14:41

You know you need a new car when every time you park up, another "Police Aware" sticker is attached to the windows.

Enfield · 10 May 2006 at 14:42

You know you need a new car when the hazard button falls off.

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 14:43

You know you need a new car when you have to crank a handle to start it.

NightSt@lk3r · 10 May 2006 at 14:45

You know you need a new car when penski starts posting pictures of it

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 14:46

You know you need a knew car when its more rust than paint

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 14:49

You know you need a new car when BLIND people stop and laugh at it!

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 14:50

You know you need a new car when chavs like you

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 14:50

You know you need a new car when the exhaust pipe is bigger than your alloys

paradigm · 10 May 2006 at 14:51

You know you need a new car when you cant wash it for fear of the "stuctural dirt" coming off.

Firestar_3x · 10 May 2006 at 14:52

You know you need a new car when it looks better dirty

Bill101 · 10 May 2006 at 14:54

you know you need a new car when it gets a mention in the Kyoto Global Warming agreement.
You know you need a new car when the V5 document is written on Parchment