Help me out! Good jokes needed

[Bill101]

You know you need a new car when you can see your reflection in the tyres but not the glass.
You know you need a new car when the new tax disc makes the suspension sag
you know when you need a new car when your spare parts are listed on ebay as 'Autojumble'

 

[Firestar_3x]

For top gear fans :

You know it time for a new car when its never completed a journey

You know its time for a new car when ford have driven it more than you

 

[paradigm]

You know you need a new car when "you've blown more than the ****** doors off".

 

[Firestar_3x]

You know its time for a new car when you find a 1/2 penny coin under the seat

 

[Bill101]

you know you need a new car when the speedo is calibrated in Furlongs per Day

 

[Firestar_3x]

You know its time for a new car when your indicators pop up on little stalks

 

[paradigm]

You know its time for a new car when your indicators pop up on little stalks

You know you need a new car when you have to indicate with your arms!

 

[Enfield]

You know you need a new car when you have to indicate with your arms!

Hahaha, quality!

 

[Bill101]

you know you need a new car when it's hard to source wicks for your headlights
and Coverting over from solid tyres is a problem

 

[kitten_caboodle]

For top gear fans :

You know it time for a new car when its never completed a journey

You know its time for a new car when ford have driven it more than you

 

[Firestar_3x]

I've got many many more yet!