Help! What snake is this & will it kill me?

[JohnnyG]

Sneaking around in my shed -

Link to bigger picture - http://i41.tinypic.com/2j299ic.jpg

 

[shootersam]

in b4 wasp, dad, kill.

 

[G18241]

Looks like someone's pet corn snake to me that has escaped...wont harm you in the slightest, id get him inside in a tub if you can and keep him warm and see if anyone in the local area is missing a snake...he really shouldn't have come too far so maybe a few houses either side?

 

[AmyS]

I'd have fainted clean away, I nearly collapse at the sight of a garden spider.

 

[pooley]

Yup it's gonna eat ya! lol

 

[doofer]

Smooth Snake? They are closely related to the Lounge Lizard and the Rather Suarve Gecko, do you live in a Jazz Club?

 

[StoutMeister]

Ring tailed anaconda...Run!

 

[Nitefly]

It's been huffing paint, you'll be fine.

 

[twist3d0n3]

dats a blik mumbo, is cray yo

 

[LOAM]

Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, mushroom, mushroom.

 

[Puzzled]

Could be a grass snake.

Don't tell it any secrets!

 

[Nitefly]

Could be a grass snake.

Don't tell it any secrets!

lol

 

[bledd]

Looks like a Smooth Snake from some googling..

'snakes in britain'

Monkey Man, well played

 

[cainer]

get it on the BBQ

 

[jcr]

Grab a ladder and maybe you can play a game

 

[robfosters]

Are you in Dorset or down south?

Also, surely that is a garage and not a shed.

 

[Devrij]

 

[Suarez7]

Punch it and see if it punches you back.

 

[arknor]

looks like snakenado

 

[Theophany]