About 30 minutes ago:
Hello, I'm Frank (Asian) from Talk Talk, can I speak to the person who pays the bills?
That's me
I see you are on a cable phone with Virgin Media?
No
Yes you are
No, I'm not, I don't have a landline
But I have rang you on it
I don't have a landline, in fact I'm at a pub having a drink outside - everybody shout hello to Frank (there were 3 of my family sitting outside my patio door)
But I have rang you on a normal number
Sorry mate but my mobile number begins 07580
So it must divert from a landline?
No, I don't pay for a landline
I am confused
You're confused, I'm going to the police because I'm a member of the Secret Service and you should not have my phone number, expect a visit Frank.